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1st Birthday Brings Sugar Hangover
On 5/25/2005
Contributed by: Jamie Johnson on 5/26/2005

Hadley Johnson of Arvada, Colorado is reportedly suffering from a sugar hangover as a result of consuming a quarter of her first birthday cake. Eye witnesses stated that it first started with a little handful of icing and then it turned into a two fisted eating frenzy.

Neighbor Andy Morgan stated he had never seen anything like it. “It was quite a scene. You could hardly even recognize her. She was covered head to toe with frosting. I wanted to look away but I couldn’t. I just couldn’t look away.”

After eating her weight in cake, father Jamie Johnson reported he was sure she was going to explode. “I was really careful when I picked her up out of her high chair. I was sure if I touched her to hard she would go off like an old stick of dynamite,” said Jamie.

The rest of that evening Hadley was out of her mind according to mother Amber Johnson. “I couldn’t keep up with her,” said Amber. “She was completely out of control. I couldn’t get her to go to bed until after 10:00 and she looked like a wild banshee running around the house!  I haven't seen anything like this since college.”

Hadley is reported to be fine, out side of a sugar hangover, as of this morning, although there are fears she may never go back to Gerber again. “She doesn’t look at creamed chicken and peas the way she use to. I’m not sure she will ever eat anything that doesn’t have chocolate in it again.”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HADLEY! IT WAS A GREAT FIRST YEAR WITH MANY MORE TO COME!




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Jamie Johnson

Arvada , CO

Jamie Johnson has posted 8 stories and 1 comment since joining on 9/14/2005. Jamie Johnson's average story rating is 5.
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