If Texas secedes from the union...
...I will no longer, "Remember the Alamo!"
...we will have to annex Puerto Rico because I aint going to buy a new flag with 49 stars.
...the
Dallas Cowboys will no longer be "America's Team."
...we will not rename the
NFL the
IFL. (International Football League)
Sidenote -
One man could absolutely shutdown this whole idea of secession, and that man is NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell. All he would have to do is release a statement informing everyone that the NFL will not and will never allow international teams. The citizens of Texas would immediately forget any ideas of sovereignty.
...reruns of the TV show
Dallas we be aired with subtitles.
...we will be able to blame another country for
Bush.
...we will declare war on them for the assinatination our 35th president.
...we will now refer to
Stephen F. Austin as Stephen "Go F Yourself" Austin
...we will absolutely "MESS WITH TEXAS!"
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