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Blog Entry 149 of 160 Sixteen Pounds from Normal
This used to be the part of my blog description where I told you what a giant, smelly, disgusting wide-body I was. Seriously, I used to be so fat it was yesterday behind me. However, I've lost over a hundred pounds since May of 2008. You'll have to excuse me if I don't regale you with self-depricating humor about being fat anymore. You know, stuff like, "The last thing I saw that big and white, it stepped on a church in 'Ghostbusters'." Nope; no more of that. I do however reserve the right to continue to digust you with stories of personal hygiene gone awry, stupid things done with power tools, inane word play, and an overindulgence of double entendre and innuendo. Be forewarned that political correctness is not high on my list of priorities. This is also an equal opportunity blog. I will write about whatever tickles my fancy at a given time. There are no sacred cows on my blog. On the vast palette of life, few of us are primary colors. Most of us more closely resemble the crap caked on the brush when it's not been cleaned well. And don't expect me to post every day. I'm not so full of crap that I can regurgitate the same boring diatribe day in and day out. Or to put it another way, I'm not a political blogger. Don't get me wrong; I'll kvetch about this and that, but in a hopefully amusing manner. To that point, I also should tell you that I write to amuse myself. If you get yours too, so much the better

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Christmas personal ad

Article Contributed on: 12/24/2008 8:39:48 AM

Personal Ads:

Looking for soul mate for Christmas and the rest of my life. Must be patient. I can and will fail You often.

I may go days or even weeks without even talking to You. Do You have enough love for both of us? I need Someone who will love me even when I am unlovable.

I need Someone who will help me be the best version of myself that I can be. I need Someone who will love me unconditionally; Someone who's greatest hope is for me to return that love; Someone who will wait as long as it takes for me to accept that love and welcome me with open arms; Someone who loves me enough to die for me. Are You the answer to my prayers? Call anytime. Please, no smokers.

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Bill Boucher wrote on 1/25/2009 @ 3:37:10 PM

He especially loves those. They're too busy taking care of the things taht really matter.
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Nikki Britain wrote on 1/24/2009 @ 10:06:25 AM

Someone who loves even those of us who comment so late on other's blogs that we might as well just say Happy Valentine's Day. xoxoxox and very belated Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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Bill Boucher wrote on 1/7/2009 @ 10:14:44 PM

Got it Gladys. I knew you'd figure out my clever ruse.
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Gladys Mercier wrote on 1/6/2009 @ 7:10:32 PM

A perfect picture of Jesus. Did you get my birthday for your calendar? It is 9/11. You won't forget that!
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Bill Boucher wrote on 1/3/2009 @ 2:35:14 PM

Right back at you!
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Karin Malchow wrote on 1/3/2009 @ 12:16:43 PM

Merry belated Christmas, Bill, and a happy belated New Year.
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Sarah Paige wrote on 12/30/2008 @ 2:48:18 PM

Nice, Bill.
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Barbara Neff wrote on 12/30/2008 @ 8:46:00 AM

The sort of unconditional love you seek is found only under extremely limited circumstances, as I know you know, Bill. In fact, I can think of only two possible sources. One source is within the parent-child bond. The other is no so earthly.
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Kim Price wrote on 12/27/2008 @ 5:48:22 PM

Thanks for the Christmas message, Bill!
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