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Blog Entry 99 of 142 The Meaning of Life, or at Least the Last 24 Hours
First, a few things about me. I am deceptively handsome for someone who is significantly overweight. Don't get me wrong. I'm not washes-himself-with-a-rag-on-a-stick fat or bury-him-in-a-piano fat, but I could stand to lose 60 or 80. Second, almost none of what I say can be taken seriously. I love to write, and as a previously self-admitted fatty, I am a king of self-deprecating humor. I look for the humor in everyday life, and this is the meaty chunks of which I will write (note: overweight people often use food as adjectives and metaphors). Third, I am notoriously unreliable, so don't expect an update every day. I am a retail manager, which means I work like a dog. Seriously, retail is great for loners and orphans. Just ask my wife. In fact, when a guy shoots up a fast food restaurant and they interview the people that knew him and they always say "He was kind of a loner, he kept to himself." This guy generally works retail. Fourth, do not expect political correctness from this blog. It is my point of view, that on the pallette of life most of us are not even primary colors. Hell, most of us are that dried slop that collects on the brush when you forget to wash it. No one's better than anyone else on my blog. Well maybe we're better than the hippies; can't stand them. Oh, and soccer moms too. I don't really care about your honor student. Oh yeah, also the people that don't watch their kids. Put a leash on Skippy, or I'll whack him with a Ritalin stick.

The First Woman I Ever Loved
Contributed by: William Boucher   on 5/3/2007

The First Woman I Ever Loved

Your smile was the first thing I saw that night.
In your gaze and embrace, it was love at first sight.
I could feel your caring from the moment we touched.
I
t was hard to believe that I could be loved so much.

From that day forward, you influenced my life.
You stood by my side through joy and through strife.
You taught me to be the man I am today.
Your loving example guided my way.

And as I grew older and courted my wife,
You steadfastly remained the first love of my life.
And though I love her in a way pure and true,
I am overjoyed at loving both her and you.

You see, my love, my friend, my mother,
Where love is concerned, first love is like no other.
But can one really compare one love to another?
There's no need to compare if I can love like my mother.

For Loretta, from Bill




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Submitted By: William Boucher
posted on 5/17/2007 @ 8:38:04 PM
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That's what it says on my business cards, anyway.
Submitted By: Ann Himel
posted on 5/16/2007 @ 9:42:00 PM
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You're just a big sweetheart, aren't you?
Submitted By: Rob Guthrie
posted on 5/15/2007 @ 7:28:43 PM
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Great people come from great beginnings, and great beginnings start with wonderful mothers. Your words moved me, Bill.
Submitted By: Tabitha Dial
posted on 5/10/2007 @ 11:57:22 PM
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What a good looking woman! And a lovely blog, too.
Submitted By: William Boucher
posted on 5/9/2007 @ 5:32:00 PM
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You bet your bippy.
Submitted By: paul hughes
posted on 5/9/2007 @ 8:37:46 AM
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I was going to write about my first love...my copy of Playboy with the photos of a naked Uma Thurman at the beach, but it wouldn't really hold a candle to this wonderful little piece...well done. Secondly...what a mama's boy.
Submitted By: Gladys Mercier
posted on 5/3/2007 @ 10:13:57 PM
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You brought tears to my eyes. Your mother is beautiful.
Submitted By: Nikki Britain
posted on 5/3/2007 @ 8:18:14 PM
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Wowwee.
Submitted By: Barbara Neff
posted on 5/3/2007 @ 1:44:09 PM
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You got me all verklempt, Bill. I can only hope my sons might one day express similar sentiment. Your mama did a good job.
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William Boucher

Brighton , CO

William Boucher has posted 142 blog entries and 1639 comments since joining on 11/6/2005. William Boucher 's average blog rating is 4.96.
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