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I think about a lot of things. I have opinions about most. What good are thoughts and opinions when not shared? I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours. Issues related to education really get me going. I love to dine on the hot potatoes of school accountability, standardized testing, corporal punishment in schools (outlawed in only about 28 states), scrutiny of school staff before hiring, teacher performance standards, and the weeding out of bad apples in education. I promote fitness as the miracle drug most of us seek. No pill will duplicate the health benefits of working our bodies. I strongly support the adage, "Don't breed or buy while shelter animals die." The world does not need more puppies or kittens. A visit to a local shelter is proof. I consider myself schooled in basic personal money management, the entrepreneurial spirit, domestic adoption, motherood in middle age, Baby Boomer issues, Southern culture, and how to cook a meal in twenty minutes. Whew. So, where shall we start?

Keep your distance, Bluetooth guy
Contributed by: Barbara Neff   on 5/15/2008

Chatter wafting through the air,
Gesturing wildly to no one there.
In a busy place by light of day,
Check him out, then look away.
With invisible friends he candidly talks.
With invisible friends he hurriedly walks.
Animated, he laughs out loud.
Oblivious to the passing crowd.
Not homeless person, not transient,
Not mentally ill in the medical sense.
Strangely disconnected, thoroughly engaged,
Social oddity of our high tech age.
He can't stop talking.
I wonder why.
Don't come near me, Bluetooth guy.



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Submitted By: Barbara Neff
posted on 5/29/2008 @ 1:18:32 PM
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hahahahahaha. Paul, you must be a bluetooth guy!
Submitted By: Paul Thurston
posted on 5/28/2008 @ 5:12:43 PM
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hahahaha That's really cute!! Of course, your age has never shown more!!!
Submitted By: Barbara Neff
posted on 5/23/2008 @ 9:29:42 PM
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Stan, you didn't seem like such a mean guy.
Submitted By: Stan Dyer
posted on 5/23/2008 @ 1:52:02 PM
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From now on, whevever I see you, I am putting on my bluetooth whether I am using it or not!
Submitted By: Karin Malchow
posted on 5/21/2008 @ 11:30:34 AM
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Oh, yes, you speak for many. Unlike Bluetooth Guys who speak only for themselves but make us listen.
Submitted By: Gladys Mercier
posted on 5/19/2008 @ 7:58:34 PM
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I was answering a lady in a bathroom stall, happily chatting away, then she came out with her Bluetooth. I was SO embarrassed.
Submitted By: Barbara Neff
posted on 5/19/2008 @ 1:06:47 PM
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You guys crack me up. Katherine, I love the story about the guy in the grocery store. I am laughing out loud thinking of him standing in line saying out loud (seemingly to himself), "I am at the grocery store."
Submitted By: Jim McAllister
posted on 5/18/2008 @ 11:19:06 PM
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Barb, Sorry, I forgot your stars below. Strictly a 5 star entry. Here they are.....
Submitted By: Katherine Jerome
posted on 5/18/2008 @ 3:16:46 PM
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Love it Barbara! It reminds me of the time I was in the grocery store, and some guy behind me in line announced "I'm at the grocery store".........I thought he had some sort of ailment, but no, it was another Bluetooth guy!
Submitted By: Jim McAllister
posted on 5/18/2008 @ 11:27:47 AM
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Barb, you really nailed it on these fools. They remind me of refugees from a bad "Star Trek" episode. You either have to be a terrific loser or an ego freak to walk around with that appendage hanging out of your ear. Great poem!
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Barbara Neff

Castle Rock , CO

Barbara Neff has posted 128 blog entries and 820 comments since joining on 9/14/2005. Barbara Neff 's average blog rating is 4.97.
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