Contributed by:
Dot the (non-racist) Dog
Article Contributed on: 11/1/2007 3:26:59 PM
It's doggone racism is what it is (link)
Denver-born, street-bred, weed-whacker-styled reality star
Duane "Dog" Chapman got his A&E show yanked after his n-word-laced tirade. If you can't trust a seedy bounty hunter in this world, then just who
can you trust?
Well, Dog, if Imus can come back, you might have a chance (link)
Well-known racist bigmouth
Don Imus was summarily canned by CBS six months ago. And now has a $5-8 million deal with ABC Radio. Life is weird.
Don Vito goes down screaming at trial (link)
I'm just going to quote from the e-mail I got from
Brendan Leonard this morning:
"There are no words to describe the sheer awesomeness of these words: 'Once he was gone, the only evidence of the pandemonium was a miniature Hershey's candy bar on the floor where Margera landed.'"
How to sell your product 101: It's all in the name (link)
Which product would you rather buy: Maximum Strength Diaper Ointment or Bad Ass Booty Balm? Exactly. Check out their other products, Tough T*tties Nipple Rub (For Nursing Mums), Roid Rage (The Classiest Flashiest Hemorrhoid Remedy on the Planet) and Mother Effer's Va-J-J Jelly, which, well, I'm pretty sure you know what that does. All for $5.99 per tin.
Zombies need inner peace, too(link)
Boing Boing, the sweet blog where I found the above products, has a video of 100 zombies doing yoga in a New York park. It's fascinating to watch.
Scrabble welcome mat (link)
Check the title, it's exactly what you think. The possibility for juvenile pranks is
huge.
This is why I love YouTube(link)
Australia's opposition leader picked some wax out of his ear and ate it. That's gross and weird, no doubt. But he did it during a televised speech (not his own, he was in the background)
six years ago and it's recently exploded on the internet. Here's a link to disturbing footage
(link).
Science is awesome(link)
Why, you ask? Because a father and son team of scientists has used a laser to destroy viruses. That's just cool.
Because I like you...
Here's a photo of a real squirrel staring at a fake one.
(link)
Two Minutes of Your Life You Will Never Get Back (link)
I know Halloween was yesterday, but here's a pretty well-edited recut trailer for
House of a 1000 Corpses. I give you,
House of 1000 Muppets.
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