Ahhh..the joy of reading, we should all do it, some of us more than others. So I offer to you, 31 books, articles, and what have you that I find fascinating.
In no particular order or section breakdown.
1) "
For a Good Time": A Mans Guide to the 500 Easiest Women in the United States. (various truck stop bathroom wall literature)
2)
"You're a Pitcher, She's a Catcher": A Balls and Strikes Approach to Understanding "It". (6
th grade sex education pamphlet)
3)
The Erotic Chair, by
Ikea and
Anne Hooper.
4)
Uh Oh...I Got Crabs. (free clinic leaflet)
5)
Where Not to Hang the Mistletoe. (Playboy Advisor letter
)
6)
50 Perfect Locations to Tell Your Wife That You Impregnated a Woman That Isn't Her. (
MSN web site daily advice section)
7)
Text Messaging and Driving: Keys to Being Successful at Multitasking. (Sprint PCS educational video, volume 4)
8)
"I'm the Smartest and Prettiest Person in the Room". Your Brain and Why It's a Pathological Liar. (Daily Sun April article of the month)
9)
Magic and the Muscle. Un-produced
Gallagher and
Sylvester Stallone buddy cop screenplay.
10)
How to Project Mystery and Intrigue When Staring at the Girl of Your Dreams. (Men's Health)
11)
How to Protect Yourself from That Creepy Guy Who Keeps Staring at You. (Cosmo Girl)
12)
Living Like George Clooney When Your Sloth from Goonies. (I Matter. Wed. night weekly men's support group topic of the week)
13)
The Freshman 15...It's More Like 30 Tubby. ( Sorority motivational article on losing weight)
14)
"If Anything, You've Lost 15 Pounds". (Fraternity motivational article on helping pledges score with freshman chicks)
15)
When a Courtesy Flush is Appropriate and Necessary. (
American Standard etiquette tip of the week)
16)
How 7 Minutes in Heaven Turned Into a Lifetime in the Closest. (Various)
17)
Breasts (Photography book)
18)
The Great Political Theories of Strom Thurmond. (leaflet)
19)
One Bottle of Whiskey + 4 Ounces of Cocaine...Goodbye Heartburn. ( Sturgis, SD. biker rally etiquette tip of the day)
20)
Making Marriage Work, by
Scott Peterson.
21)
The Successful Songwriter, by
Justin Guarini
22)
The Intelligent, Respectful Male. ( NE Feminist rally joke of the day)
23) "
No Food, No Problem", A Campers Survival Guide When Camping With Friends, by
Alfred Packer.
24)
Drake and Josh Dating Update (
Popstar magazine)
25)
Hollywood Reporter. (box office weekend numbers only)
26)
What Your Poo is Telling You, by M.D.
Anish Sheth and
Josh Richman.
27)
5 Reasons Firefly is Better than Star Wars. (Thomas'
Myspace blog)
28)
The Pop Up Book of Sex, By
Melcher Media ( for reference only)
29)
Killer Abs in 4 Minutes Without Ever Exercising and Eating Whatever You Want (Advertisement)
30)
Rent A Cop (screenplay)
31)
5 Reasons Thomas is a Stupid Idiot for Thinking Firefly is Better Than Star Wars. (my own
Myspace blog)
To be taken with jest....
Your Friend.
Paul Hughes.
P.S. Thank you
Steve Martin for inspirado.
P.S.S
Dear Steve,
When are you going to be funny again?
Paul