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A Parody for Doug Bruce

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Contributed by: Russell Weisfield on 5/23/2008

As a note, I quickly jotted this down without much editing when ELO's song came on. It sometimes felt too easy.

Get of Town
(To the tune of Electric Light Orchestra's Don't Bring Me Down)

You're mouth keeps running all of the time.
You're endless banter's just a waste of time
Get out of town, now, now, now, now, now
Don't say anymore and get off of the floor
Get of town

You seem to antagonize the Republicans
Even Mike May says this has got to end
Get out of town, now, now, now, now, now
Don't say anymore and get off of the floor
Get out of town

Get of town, Bruce!
Get of town, Bruce!
Get of town, Bruce!
Get of town

You started the session by coming late
And became the first censured in our state
Get of town, now, now, now, now, now
The vets told you once more to come off of the floor
Get out of town

You're glory days of TABOR are gone and past
And by your acts your House days are going fast
Get of town, now, now, now, now, now
The vets told you once more to come off of the floor
Get of town

Get of town, Bruce!
Get of town, Bruce!
Get of town, Bruce!
Get of town

Your comment about peasants has raised a fuss
And made you look like a moronic putz
Get of town, now now now now now now now now
Curry told you once more to get off the floor
Get out of town

The GOP is fearing that you're hurting them
And the Dems are hoping for another gem
Get of town, now, now, now, now, now
Curry told you once more to get off the floor
Get out of town

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