What homeless people? Denver is hosting the Democratic National Convention. Hooray! Denver has homeless people. Boooo! Solution? Hide those rascally vagrants in shelters so we aren't embarrased in front of the other, popular cities with their feathered hair, Trans Ams and sweet tribal tattoos on their forearms.

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Bud Bundy got bud busted. Remember David Faustino? Bud Bundy from Married with Children? Well he pulled a standard former child star and got caught with pot while arguing with his ex-wife in an intersection. Also the Volusia County jail has the most powerful flash on their digital camera I've ever seen.

Canada wants you to choose the Seven Wonders of Canada! Strangely, back bacon, Bob & Doug Mackenzie and Wayne Gretzky are nowhere to be found.

Transformers is coming out soon and Michael Bay wants to capitalize on the Internet buzz, so he releases high-res images of some the stars of the the movie. Of course, Fark is all over it with a Photoshop contest. It's pretty awesome, trust me.

Underwater photography of white tigers? I'll take it!

Massive "improptu"pillow fight busts out at Toronto City Hall.

This Pasadena paper will no doubt have excellent local coverage from their ace town hall reporter. Did I mention he'd be based in India?

Today's Six Minutes Of Your Life You Will Never Get Backis a song from New Zealand's fourth most popular comedy folk duo, Flight of the Conchords. I give you Issues (Think About It). They deal with all the important stuff, like, you know ... getting diseases from monkeys.

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