Forget TASERs, bean-bag guns and tae kwan do, this Denver cop knows how to take down a perp and keep him down: Run his a** over with a car. Luckily for the world, both 9 News and 7 News just happened to have their helicopters in the area and got the whole thing on video and from different angles. (Videos --
9News.com / TheDenverChannel.com) (notice how the cop who was chasing the guy on foot clotheslines the guy, gets hit by the car himself, then hops up like Rocky after a fight. That's tough.)
How would you like it if several million people owned a copy of one of your naked baby pictures? Meet Spencer Elden, that naked baby on the cover of
Nirvana's
Nevermind.
Girl Scouts selling Rx drugs with their Thin Mints, or at least that's what
one story afloat on the Interweb would have you believe.
Make your vacations plans now, because Forbes thinks
Detroit will be a ghost town by 2100. Tour the ruins of Motown! See the ancient amphitheater where the reviled gladiators known as the Red Wings did combat!
Euro Disney's killer roller coaster is doing a great job
living up that adjective.
Why Major League Baseball sucks: Thanks to the Internet, Colorado Rockies star Matt Holliday can be hitting .350 (top of the league), leading the league in hits and high on the list of RBIs and still
barely make a splash on the All-Star ballot. Both dozen of you reading this need to go
vote for him right now.
12-year-old girl makes other golfers look like, well, 12-year-old girls.
Does one journalist among dozens of thousands make any difference? Well, watch
this anchorwoman go crazy and shred, tear up and threaten to burn a Paris Hilton story her producers wanted her to read (after the ad).
John Stamos humps a vase on air and gets
kicked off an Australian morning news show. That is all.
Today's
Minute of Your Life You Will Never Get Back is about the coolest, most acrobatic game of ping pong (table tennis, for the enthusiasts) that you will ever see.
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