Toilet seats are again in the news.

Remember the Colorado man who sued Home Depot after he claimed he got stuck to a toilet seat at the Louisville store?

Tame.

This evening, my friend Melissa showed me a bewildering story out of Kansas, where I spent my formative years. After a woman in Ness City reportedly sat on her boyfriend's toilet seat for two years,she had to be pulled off it with a pry bar. The 35-year-old's skin had grown around the seat.