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Blog Entry 155 of 357 Father Knows... Something. Let's figure out what.
This is my outlet to share with the world all the things I've learned - and continue to learn - about being the Father to 3 young children. But I should warn you that my experience is probably NOT yours: my wife and I adopted a sibling set of 3 - all 6 years old and younger - while in our 40's. We've heard that, "it keeps you young," but so far, it has mostly kept us tired... But like any parent, our kids teach us something new every day and I hope to share at least something here with you as I can. The entries will be short - time constraints will probably keep it at or around a mere 200-400 words - but as they say, brevity is the soul of wit. Let's hope I can create some brevity here. So if you read something you like, please leave a comment. If you read something you don't, please just leave. (Just kidding - I'd love to hear from critics as well.)

Who knew?


I don't know about you, but as a parent I couldn't live without researchers and the clinical studies they're paid to produce. Why - how else would I know that coffee is good/bad/good/indifferent/bad/ Columbia/good - for us? (Same for chocolate, except you have to replace "Columbia" with "Geneva")

But now they've given us this. It's a study that claims that children start to lie while they're still infants - even while they're as young as six months old!

Now, I have no doubt that Binky's been, "playing" me for some time now: he'll cry and fuss to whatever extent he has to in order to get me to hold him. I know that D-Man lies about the state of his diaper if he thinks the change will irritate his diaper rash and I know that "M" will - with increasing infrequency - try to lie her way out of self-created trouble.

But I consider that all to be normal kid behavior. An alert sense of self-perseverance, even.

So I have to ask the obvious question: why do we spend so much time and so many resources assaulting childhood these days? Why can't we just allow kids to be kids and accept the fact that part of the process is allowing them to learn what gets rewarded and what gets punished?

This is nothing new, (and I was wrong to suggest such above); sometime around 1900 Sigmund Freud developed the idea that the infant wriggling in its crib was actually nothing more than a seething, teeming mass of sexual energy - contained only by its physical inability to navigate the world without assistance.

Of course it's complete balderdash, but it's still taught in High Schools and universities today...

But what struck me about the study I cited - even given the long logical leap that it could be true - is that it means that I've never -- EVER -- experienced even a single day in which our children were completely honest with us.

Nuts and nonsense, I say...

Chris Stone is a slightly different - hopefully better - Father and man than he was yesterday...

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Very cool - thank you both. I'm sorry, but I just can't help myself; I've got to comment on the name. How in the world did you end up with "Karen?" (Sometimes they're only funny to me. I realize that.)

Hi, Chris. Thanks for your patience. You're welcome to code your own hyperlinks. In the meantime, our developers are aware of the problem with the hyperlink tool, and we are as anxious as you to see a fix. I was able to fix the link on this posting.

How about adding the ability for those of us who know the code, to USE the code? A simple,

Chris, sorry about the link We know it isn't functioning right working on it is all I can come up with right now. Not me working on it, someone is. Karen
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