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Blog Entry 14 of 338 Father Knows... Something. Let's figure out what.
This is my outlet to share with the world all the things I've learned - and continue to learn - about being the Father to 3 young children. But I should warn you that my experience is probably NOT yours: my wife and I adopted a sibling set of 3 - all 6 years old and younger - while in our 40's. We've heard that, "it keeps you young," but so far, it has mostly kept us tired... But like any parent, our kids teach us something new every day and I hope to share at least something here with you as I can. The entries will be short - time constraints will probably keep it at or around a mere 200-400 words - but as they say, brevity is the soul of wit. Let's hope I can create some brevity here. So if you read something you like, please leave a comment. If you read something you don't, please just leave. (Just kidding - I'd love to hear from critics as well.)

What to do about the crying...
Contributed by: Chris Stone   on 1/14/2007

It will happen to you Fathers out there sooner or later. Your infant/toddler will be sick or teething or just trying to extend his bedtime and will spend the effort in your wife's lap crying and screaming as if she's just heard that there's a prime demand for baby flesh and she's trying to corner the market. Here are the ins and out of said situation.

First, no matter how tempting it might be, never, EVER say something like, "what are you doing to that child? Those screams would keep away intruders, spammers and the walking undead." Because, according to what you've just said, the walking undead would never even THINK of intruding into your home.

Unless they can sense that you have brains, and if you say that, you'll prove that you don't. So at least you're safe from the zombies.

As we all know, crying is the primary way babies communicate. Eventually they start smiling and laughing and the like when they're happy, but for the early days/weeks/months it's simply screams and cries when something goes wrong. Makes you glad they don't come with a semi-hourly "ALL'S WELL" alarm!

Still a baby's cries are enough to make you wish they started out communicating in morse code - which would never do because then you'd have to learn that. So when you hear those blood-curdling screams try to put it in the right perspective: You are now a very highly-motivated parent.

I think that's by design, actually...

Chris Stone is a slightly different - hopefully better - Father and man than he was yesterday.



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Submitted By: Chris Stone
posted on 1/17/2007 @ 2:52:25 PM
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We call it croup. Kids call it "step 1 in our 25 year plan to drive Mom and Dad crazy."
Submitted By: Nikki Britain
posted on 1/16/2007 @ 10:57:20 AM
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Wow...just got over croup with our twins. I can SO relate. I believe I may have a perforated eardrum.
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Arvada , CO

Chris Stone has posted 338 blog entries and 149 comments since joining on 7/6/2006. Chris Stone 's average blog rating is 5.
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