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Blog Entry 17 of 330
Father Knows... Something. Let's figure out what.
This is my outlet to share with the world all the things I've learned - and continue to learn - about being the Father to 3 young children. But I should warn you that my experience is probably NOT yours: my wife and I are in the process of adopting a sibling set of 3 - all 6 years old and younger - while in our 40's. We've heard that, "it keeps you young," but so far, it has mostly kept us tired... But like any parent, our kids teach us something new every day and I hope to share at least something here with you at that same pace. The entries will be short - time constraints will probably keep it at or around a mere 200 words - but as they say, brevity is the soul of wit. Let's hope I can create some brevity here. So if you read something you like, please leave a comment. If you read something you don't, please just leave. (Just kidding - I'd love to hear from critics as well.)
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1/3/2007 'Daddy's evolving vocabulary...'
1/4/2007 'The Eternal Struggle'
1/5/2007 'But - where's 99?'
1/6/2007 'Song For a Snowed-In Saturd...'
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1/10/2007 'Just the facts,* man ...'
1/11/2007 'Meet your new best friend...'
1/12/2007 'Food Fight!'
1/14/2007 'Tonight's Surprise'
1/14/2007 'What to do about the crying...'
1/15/2007 'What to wear around young c...'
1/16/2007 'What to watch'
1/17/2007 'What not to tell the wife...'
1/18/2007 'Beware of unintended conseq...'
1/19/2007 'Just so I'm clear'
1/20/2007 'The strange obligation'
1/21/2007 'All too many meanings aroun...'
1/22/2007 'What did I just say?'
1/23/2007 'Life in The Store....'
1/24/2007 'A Different Take On A Day Off'
1/25/2007 'On the management of mixed ...'
1/26/2007 'Excuse Me - Do You Have The...'
1/27/2007 'Don't Forget Your Resources!'
1/28/2007 'Young kids? Don't discount ...'
1/29/2007 'Want to create a stink? Dis...'
1/30/2007 'Of changing definitions...'
1/31/2007 'On Raising Tough Children'
2/1/2007 '(S)pace Yourself...'
2/3/2007 'Over My Dead Body'
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2/5/2007 'The Boys Have It'
2/6/2007 'How Much Are Air Mattresses...'
2/7/2007 'Life's Soundtrack'
2/8/2007 'Logic Need Not Apply'
2/9/2007 'The Pain of Consistency'
2/10/2007 'A father's toughest job'
2/11/2007 'Call me the father of inven...'
2/12/2007 'Well, duh!'
2/13/2007 'Son Of Food Fight'
2/14/2007 'My Funny Valentine'
2/16/2007 'Code Red! Code Red!'
2/16/2007 'A Surprise Gift'
2/17/2007 'An Unusual Request'
2/19/2007 'The changing dynamic'
2/20/2007 'What our children hear'
2/21/2007 'Aquatots'
2/22/2007 'Just another rite of passage?'
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2/24/2007 'Red dot, green dot'
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2/27/2007 'A hair-raising tale'
2/28/2007 'The Trouble You Want'
3/1/2007 'The Discipline of Parenting...'
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3/6/2007 'What's up Doc?'
3/7/2007 'Spring forward'
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3/9/2007 'Childhood Revisited'
3/10/2007 'Health and (Un)fitness'
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3/12/2007 'Again and again and again'
3/14/2007 'A helpful hint'
3/15/2007 'A Moving Tale...'
3/16/2007 'What will they learn?'
3/17/2007 'In-house negotiations'
3/18/2007 'Even more than I bargained for'
3/19/2007 'On the nature of humor'
3/20/2007 'The story is the complex...'
3/22/2007 'House must accommodate go-k...'
3/23/2007 'Careful of what you wish for'
3/24/2007 'It's the known unkowns that...'
3/25/2007 'It'll Do For Today'
3/27/2007 'One of the harder lessons'
3/27/2007 'I'm writing this at 11:58 p...'
3/28/2007 'Bringing Constructive Criti...'
3/30/2007 'It's all in the waiting'
3/31/2007 'Poker faces? Not around here'
4/1/2007 'Hey - It sounds better than...'
4/2/2007 'About this evening'
4/3/2007 'All three rings, please'
4/4/2007 'The sense that matters'
4/5/2007 'I'm Sure It's A Common Belief'
4/7/2007 'Too darned obvious'
4/7/2007 'Happy Easter'
4/8/2007 'Now that that's over . . .'
4/9/2007 'To spank or not to spank'
4/10/2007 'An important follow-up on c...'
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4/12/2007 'The truth is a sticky thing'
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4/14/2007 'Language lessons'
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4/16/2007 'Just another day'
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4/22/2007 'The written word'
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4/28/2007 'History is knowledge - but ...'
4/29/2007 'The potential of sunscreen'
4/30/2007 'When kids start negotiating...'
5/1/2007 'Painful, New Exercises'
5/2/2007 'Wrong is right -- maybe'
5/4/2007 'I have an easement, so I'm ...'
5/6/2007 'It's All In The Point Of View'
5/9/2007 'The Joy Of Cousins'
5/10/2007 'Rushing the season...'
5/11/2007 'There are firsts, and then ...'
5/13/2007 'In Honor Of The Day And The...'
5/14/2007 'Catching Them Before They H...'
5/15/2007 '...And unicorn donuts'
5/16/2007 'Their Many Firsts'
5/18/2007 'A real market opening'
5/19/2007 'Why should "pop" and "cultu...'
5/20/2007 'If you're looking for run-o...'
5/21/2007 'I sure hope I haven't viola...'
5/22/2007 'Bath antics'
5/23/2007 'Speaking in tongues - or fi...'
5/25/2007 'What DID the doctor order, ...'
5/26/2007 'I already knew, but it's ni...'
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5/29/2007 'Extending the light'
5/29/2007 'A tale of two brothers'
5/30/2007 'If I have to explain, it's ...'
6/1/2007 ''Tis the season'
6/2/2007 'An early Father's Day tribu...'
6/4/2007 'More than mere semantics'
6/7/2007 'Same planet, different worlds'
6/8/2007 'How Target is making me move'
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6/10/2007 'I didn't write the word 'sc...'
6/11/2007 'On the continuing theme of ...'
6/12/2007 'Naming your children'
6/14/2007 'It's dipstick time'
6/15/2007 'Progress reports'
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6/22/2007 'Taming the wild animals'
6/23/2007 'A top secret mission'
6/24/2007 'A new twist'
6/25/2007 'Here's to a nice, boring ro...'
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7/11/2007 'My son the comedian, part t...'
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Contributed by:
Chris Stone
on 1/17/2007
Allow me to set the stage:
The Wife and I had set a date for our wedding and preparations were not only underway, they were set to 11.
My Wife-to-be, my sister and my mother were busy henning things into order. As I hear the story re-told, there was a mere 11 minutes between engagement and ceremony, so they had to work fast.
(Just between you and me, I suspect this is a type of reverse fish story and the actual time was more like 30 to 35 minutes...)
Along the way many crossroads were encountered whereby a consensus would have to be reached and progress could continue. Then, they crossed swords with The Big Issue: an issue
so immense
that it would actually require my input. And for the first time in the whole procedure I was afforded a peek behind the curtain.
Now, I forget the exact concerns of said Big Issue, (which says more about the issue than it does about me), but I do remember the question and my answer:
Wife(2B): "What would YOU prefer?"
Me: "I'd prefer it to be over."
(I should note that this approach has a very high degree of difficulty and should only be attempted by experts in the field or those willing to walk away from the relationship. I will then further note that I went through with the ceremony.)
So, I've earned my "street cred" in "Things You Shouldn't Be Completely Straightforward about." And it is in that vein that we continue with advice to Fathers of young children...
Yes, todfant stair races are hilarious to watch. We all know that. But the second you reveal the leader board to your Wife, the whole thing is over.
You know better than to feed your child(ren) chocolate donuts, right? So when you break that rule, try telling your Wife that the dark spots on their clothes are stains from dog-food drool, ("Silly me! I forgot to pick up that bowl!) and pray that she doesn't give them the taste-test.
"Honey, he screamed for like - two minutes when I put him down for his nap, so I let him get up. WHY IS HE STILL SCREAMING?!?!?!"
And when it comes to pants and the refusal to wear such among the male children of the home, (Husbands included), you can always claim ignorance as to where they are and whether they're clean.
Because ignorance is a characteristic Wives are always ready to lay at their Husband's feet. So why not play that to our advantage?
Chris Stone is a slightly different - hopefully better - Father and man than he was yesterday...
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