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Blog Entry 107 of 329 Father Knows... Something. Let's figure out what.
This is my outlet to share with the world all the things I've learned - and continue to learn - about being the Father to 3 young children. But I should warn you that my experience is probably NOT yours: my wife and I are in the process of adopting a sibling set of 3 - all 6 years old and younger - while in our 40's. We've heard that, "it keeps you young," but so far, it has mostly kept us tired... But like any parent, our kids teach us something new every day and I hope to share at least something here with you at that same pace. The entries will be short - time constraints will probably keep it at or around a mere 200 words - but as they say, brevity is the soul of wit. Let's hope I can create some brevity here. So if you read something you like, please leave a comment. If you read something you don't, please just leave. (Just kidding - I'd love to hear from critics as well.)

The potential of sunscreen
Contributed by: Chris Stone   on 4/29/2007

I should have known better. Honestly. It's somewhat beyond me how a man of my experience - namely a background that includes both playing several musical instrumentsand a near-mastery of Morse Code - could miss such obvious, audible cues.

But miss them I did...

We - the boys and I - were on our way home after a showing-imposed noontime absence and lunch hour, (coming soon to a network station near you!), when things in the back seat of my cab fell strangely silent.

Now, I just assumed that since their bellies were full and we were so close to nap time, they'd fallen asleep. But I missed D-Man's intermittent whine; he was reaching for something. Something on the floor or something that was being refused him. And since I'd just cleaned out the truck, I should've known he was after something his younger brother was refusing to share.

Worse yet, that 'something' Binky was refusing to share was something he was eating. Namely, sunscreen.

A quick examination of the child would have shown that he was mercifully free of symptoms - other than that of being a "turkey butt" as we say 'round here - which is perfectly within normal parameters. But a quick read of the label, (done at 50 MPH while driving alongEvergreen Parkway), says to contact medical help or a poison control center immediately.

So I call 911. We're encouraged to pull over and we do so - along a broad shoulder along Brook Forest. The professionals and volunteers are on their way and I'm asked by the dispatcher if he's gotten the sunscreen into his eyes. No, I reply, he's eaten some of it.

The volunteers arrive, (great guys, BTW), and ask if he's gotten the sunscreen in his eyes. I'm beginning to wonder if my cell signal cut out during the 911 call.

The EMTs arrive. They too ask if The Binkster got any of it in his eyes. Traffic passes as I explain that they may be responding to the wrong call.

But they explain: sunscreen in the eyes can irritate the sensitive lenses, while sunscreen ingested - label to the contrary - poses no immediate danger. So I got that going for me...

So apparently not only is sunscreen a necessary tote-along in the coming days of summer, it's a harm-free snack as well.

Provided the kid's wearing appropriate eye protection, that is...

Chris Stone is a slightly different - hopefully better - Father and man than he was yesterday...




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Chris Stone

Arvada , CO

Chris Stone has posted 329 blog entries and 141 comments since joining on 7/6/2006. Chris Stone 's average blog rating is 5.
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