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Blog Entry 74 of 197 From the mountains to 6th Avenue
Many Evergreeners commute. It's been described as a commuter community. Accurate. So there is an etiquette to commuting. The first rule: Leave early. Even if you depart for a 9 to five job at 6:30 a.m., you will not be alone. If you like being alone on the highway, go to Montana. The second rule: Leave early If you don't get off til 5 p.m., take a book on tape, because you will be sitting in traffic near Federal and 6th, and entertainment of any kind is helpful. There are polite drivers, like me, who let others sneak in, especially in merge lanes. I try. You probably do too. The one thing I have decided that will not happen to me is that I will not be mangled in a car wreck on 6th Avenue or I-70 in either direction. What do you do to keep this promise to yourself?

Dreaming about deer
Contributed by: YourHub.com   on 8/8/2006

Now I'm dreaming about the deer that live in the blue spruce hedge in our yard.
Do I need to consult a professional?

It was a fine day, green green grass on the lawn, a cool mountain breeze that doesn't happen in the flatlands because it's flat and dry and not cool.

A car is coming down the winding, narrow mountain road. The deer leaps out to cross the road and is startled. (This is not an unusual occurrence, the car in the road or the deer acting startled.)

So the car slows down. But the deer misses the hill on the opposite side of the road and becomes suddenly clutzy and loses his balance, slips backward and winds up in the ditch on his back.

Now I'm startled and run to the ditch to see the little deer bent in half like a folded newspaper. His eyes are closed. The dream ends, except for the fact that I'm still thinking about it.

I think I have figured it out.
My wild pets and my domestic pets have merged into a wild, fat clutzy animal.

In real life, the deer would have no problem leaping up the hill, avoiding the ditch. No problem. Legs like springs.

But in real life, the chihuahua was struggling to jump up on the couch last night and frankly, looked pretty stupid when he didn't make it a couple of times.

I think the chihuahua's girth and clutziness merged into the deer's skittishness and created this accidental creature, causing the fall into the ditch.

I have no other explanation, and will not take more time to analyze it.



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Submitted By: Karen Gilbert
posted on 8/8/2006 @ 2:39:58 PM
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Your dog is so cute. Girth, clutziness and all.
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