Contributed by:
Brendan Leonard/YourHub.com
Article Contributed on: 8/28/2006 10:08:26 AM
How can you not want to vote for a candidate who promises that his first official act in office will be "
to assemble the heads of Exxon, BP, Conoco, and the other robber-barons in the oval office and kick each one square in the crotch"?
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
Bill Boucher, who recently used his YourHub.com blog to
announce his candidacy. Bill has announced
Joe McDaniel, of Parker, as his running mate, and
Jared Keller, of Littleton, as his national security adviser, so far making this an all-YourHub.com ticket, and funny as hell.
I am breaking the objectivity clause in my contract, whenever I can find the Quiznos napkin they wrote it on,and endorsing these guys: Boucher/McDaniel in '08, and I don't care who else announces they're running between now and then, even if it's
Oprah.
Among other gems in the Boucher/McDaniel platform is this one: "
Any senator or congressman caught trying to add pork-barrel spending measures onto vital legislation will be required to sit down with terminal cancer patients and explain to them why we can't fund more research than we're doing now, but we can find 13.5 million dollars for the International Fund for Ireland to fund such projects as the World Toilet Summit."
But I won't ruin the whole story for you. Check it out yourself by clicking
here. You can't help but be impressed with what this man has to say, even if he has zero political experience or any of that other stuff you look for in a politician, like a fake smile and fast talk.
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