Article Contributed on: 7/11/2008 6:05:54 AM
We start with the hugest bouquet and heartfelt thanks to the
DNC for providing such great material for this blog. You continue to be the Keystone Cops, the Three Stooges and Marx Brothers of gaffs and screw-ups. From not raising enough money, to spending more money thanyou have, the menu fiasco and now the networks actually cutting back on all the coverage the DNC promised including the real possibility anchors will stay in New York, well, all I can say is THANK YOU! I don't what what I'll do without you.
An American double cheeseburger is on the way to Barack Obama. Seems he expects us to
learn Spanish. Of course he's since "refined" his remarks meaning we should all learn another language but the damage is done. Senator, my kids decided to learn German as a second language. I chose French. But don't you dare tell me to speak anything but English. Merci. Mon Dieu!
We're happy to send a bag of greasy burgers with hot sauce to Bill Clinton for his incredibly stupid and senseless statement at Aspen (naturally) that POW's can
"snap" at any time. An obvious direct and cheap shot at Senator McCain. Clinton, who starred in the sequel to "A Chump at Oxford" must have indeed inhaled before this moronic statement. Bill, you need another intern to relieve yourself, you obviously are stressed out and not getting any at home.
On that note, a bouquet plus a Tiger Cruise t-shirt to the
PBS series, "Carrier." Absolutely magnificently done. I've been embedded on the carriers
Kennedy,
Constellation and
Ranger. But I didn't get the opportunity to really get to know the crew members on the personal level the series shows us. None are perfect, all are magnificent.
We'll also add several pounds of raw beef to Hizzoner, the Lord High Mayor of Denver for touting his "New Patriotism." Mr. Mayor, first of all there is nothing wrong with the "old" patriotism and we saw an example of the new patriotism at your State of the City Address. America was insulted and you sat and did nothing.
I'm including a bouquet along with my reservations to fly
Frontier Airlines this Labor Day weekend. I urge you to do the same, including the holidays. And book online, or at the very least, don't book through Polk Majestic Travel. Et tu travel agent?
We include a bouquet to the memory of JonBenet Ramsey. I sure hope they catch who killed you. You were exploited in life and even more in death. And you had the misfortune to live in Boulder County. God bless you always.
Finally a bouquet to the people of this country. We're getting the shaft from both parties and they're putting sand in the Vaseline. Our day will come.
Friday memo:
I see Iran is testing missiles. Keep it up and we'll test one of those Minuteman III's based out of Cheyenne's Mighty 90.They have a real surprise on top! Actually three of them.
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As always we wrap with a shout out to the team at FOP Falcon and everyone at OB68 along with Weldon Smoothly and all the fine folks at Canadian Widget.