Like so many others, I was stunned to see the recent photos from Mars. Well... not so recent, they were actually taken in 2004, but those guys at NASA apparently really like to take their time vetting new information. And why wouldn't they be, when that information clearly proves that Bigfoot is living on Mars.

That's right, Bigfoot. I recognized him instantly, didn't you? Hasn't everyone seen the still from the 1967 film footage taken by Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin in a Northern California forest? In my wildest dreams I never would have thought that Bigfoot was a Martian-he doesn't look anything like Ray Walston (you kids go google that while we wait...).

Of course, it is amazing that he was caught on Martian-cam in almost the identical mid-stride position as Patterson and Gimlin found him. I know what you're thinking, and you're probably right. Clearly, he has a very distinctive stride.

The folks at NASA, being non-commital government types, are taking the, "it's a rock" position. Sure it is, after all, there are tons of rocks on Mars. Just like all those "weather balloons" in Area 52.

Naturally, there's been some speculation regarding the similarity between the Bigfoot photo taken decades ago, and the recent Martian siting. In this click-and-paste society, some irresponsible sorts, i.e. Bloggers, may have implied shenanigans in the NASA editing room. Obviously, this is insane speculation. The folks who brought us Moon-golf would never perpetrate such a hoax, and in fact, I feel it may not be long before we see proof of Bigfoot's higher intelligence. Here's a hint: "Frisbee" golf.