If at first you are ignored,

Speak up, your courage restored.

The sophisticated moron that I am,

I know very well the sweet reward.

Don't give up.

There's life in you yet.

If you try your very best,

Nothing will you ever regret.

When the time feels right,

Take the plunge, the daring flight.

You will find that once you're through,

Revision's something you can do.

To prove my hunch,

I'll demonstrate; I'll jump out of this plane.

I'll take the plunge, and when I'm done,

They'll be nothing to debate.

The wind is rushing through my ears,

I cannot stop to think;

But then I realize my fear.

My parachute...oh what a fate!

Somehow, it failed to inflate!