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Contributed by: Francis Miller on 8/6/2006

Dear Tabitha:
I know you have been involved in the move and I hesitated to contact you but I must let you know what is going on.

As you know, my status has been as an amateur in all my endeavors and I have protected my status in hopes of making the Olympic team sharp-shooting, now that I am a Rodent-nator. But, that job, plus the one I was just offerred, compels me to go professional.

A new mouthwash called Oasis has just been launched. As you know, my formal name is "Mid-Night at the Oasis". That name was given to me by Fran after I hung around his house starving when I was feral. I would only come at Mid-Night and eat the food he left out for me.

So, as of August 6, 2006, I am a professional spokesman for Oasis mouthwash. I will get you and the gang at YourHub some free samples as soon as possible.

Hope the move went well and look forward to a lunch of sardines and anchovies the next time we get together.

Love, Mid-Night at the Oasis

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