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After the Golden Years (The rules ...)
Contributed by: Robert White on 11/8/2007

The rules...

The rules were always there. So I've lived a life filled with rules meant to help me survive and thrive. But now, at the end of the Golden Years, I only have three rules left.

The first rule. I make up my own diet without the help of the government, the doctors, or the statisticians. It's simple. When I want to eat something and can get my hands on it, I eat it.

The second rule. I make up my own financial plan without the help of the government, banks, or financial planners. When I want something and I have $6 in my pocket and the item costs $4.99 plus tax, I buy it. If I don't have $6, then I wait until I do.

The final rule. If I can't think of anything else to do, I go to sleep.

Today I ran into a guy on the sidewalk collecting for D.A.R.E. A beginning contribution usually cost $10. I listen but don't give them anything, whether they are standing in front of me, calling me on the phone, or soliciting me by letter. Instead I bought a neighbor and myself a drink last Sunday. He did me a favor, I felt good visiting with him, and I left the waitress a 20 percent plus tip. I didn't change the world, but I knew where my $20 went to.

Back when I was learning to read, authors really knew how to name books: East Of Eden, The Young Lions, Gone With The Wind, For Whom The Bell Tolls, The Naked And The Dead, and From Here To Eternity for a few. So what about Alan and Marilyn Bergman lyrics to the song What Are You Doing The Rest Of Your Life?

Isn't the rest of your life what comes after the Golden Years?




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Submitted By: Sarah Paige
posted on 11/9/2007 @ 11:05:38 AM
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And that waitress probably appreciated the great tip. Simple rules to live by ... I can appreciate that!
Submitted By: Brendan Leonard
posted on 11/8/2007 @ 2:21:53 PM
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I like your style, Bob.
Submitted By: Erin Feese
posted on 11/8/2007 @ 9:37:29 AM
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When I was going to school in Boulder, you always had to dodge the environmental people and the "Save the Children" people. I learned to avoid the people with clipboards - I felt like a bad person, but the time I let them chat me up, I came this close to paying $40 a month to save the trees -- an honorable cause, to be sure -- but money I do not have!
Submitted By: Katherine Jerome
posted on 11/8/2007 @ 8:43:29 AM
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Nice thoughts! The Golden Rule (no pun intended) is my favorite.
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Robert White

Lakewood , CO

Robert White has posted 174 stories and 19 comments since joining on 9/14/2005. Robert White 's average story rating is 4.9.
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