All my life, I've been interested in bellybuttons. In my whole life, I don't remember passing the fact on to anyone. At 70, it's time to confess.

Now just when I thought I've seen everything, I surf around the website YouTube and there they are. Girls who like to set up their video cameras and take movies of themselves playing with their tummies. The bellybutton gang.

I never had a stomach the size and shape of a slightly deflated beach ball that I could uncover and play with. But there are dozens of girls on YouTube that do. And, after watching several girls do their stuff, it begins to get addictive, at least to me.

My favorite is a sweet young thing who's been on a little over a month and has posted at least five movies. Her Tube name is SupersizedPrincess and she has titles like Cute BBW, I'm Adorable (after eight minutes of this one, I spent two hours craving a half dozen milk shakes), Bored Again, and You Know You Love It (my favorite). She adds a cute music sound track to each of her videos.

There is only a slight variation in the videos. A young girl goes in her room, starts of a video camera and places it on her dresser top tipped slightly so it shows her bed, then she flops on her back on the bed, pulls up her tee-shirt, and proceeds to bounce and massage her bare stomach.

If the plumpers don't interest you, don't despair. There's always Bettie Page and the 1950 burlesque gang.