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Five prophecies that Broncos win AFC Championship

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Contributed by: Loren Gunderson on 1/23/2006

Five Prophecies that Broncos win AFC Championship

1. Sunday night marks the beginning of the celestial event when the constellation Pegasus ( Bronco!) will totally eclipse the dwarf star Nimrod, birth-star of the city of Pittsburgh.

2. Nostradamus foretold the event in the following verse:

Near the Golden City of Coarse Beer
The Plummer scrambles and the Stealers are Lynched
The Horse by seven after sevens, scores every quarter.

3. Starting from the first mention of “horse” in the Bible and counting every 1998th letter (year of the first Bronco Superbowl win) you get coded message, “Woody Paige told you the Snake was going to do it.” Very significant and mysterious.

4. There is not the slightest hint in the Da Vinci Code that Pittsburgh has a chance in this contest.

5. I had a dream last night of sitting in Invesco field with tickets in hand that I had won in a contest, watching the Broncos beat Pittsburgh 23 to 17. I woke up in the middle of the night with a feeling of deep peace, looked out the window and saw bright flicker of Pegasus begin to cover that dull dead star of the east.

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