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Blog Entry 135 of 181 Suburban Dementia
Expect me to write about the convergence of random events, the persistence of memory (Dali's melting version), juxtaposition of opposites, the phenomena of unintended consequences, and the mundane details of my life. Mostly, I expound on the absurdities of life in general, but the suburbs in particular.

Fear and loathing at the DNCC media walk-through


8 am - 9 am Continental Breakfast

After registration on November 13, visiting media received bagels and Danish. The coffee in glass mugs, which fit the Democratic National Convention green theme, also added a touch of class. Every time I bobbled, spilling down the front of my dry-clean-only dress with Dynasty-style shoulder pads, I imagined the mug flinging from my unsteady hand, shattering against the wall, a shard impaling some poor journalist's eye. Perhaps John Edwards could represent the victim. I mean, if he doesn't win the nomination. At the very least, my clumsiness would make the news somewhere.

9 am - 9:45 am Welcome and Convention Overview

In the main Pepsi Center arena, where I envisioned Hillary and Obama doing a half-time Convention show shooting half-court hoops, maybe even winning a delegate or two, a single blue balloon floated, tied to a chair across the room from the podium. Seemingly a feeble decoration, it was, in fact, representational of the platform speaker's position at the upcoming event. Photojournalists, adjust your lenses!

9:45 am - 10:45 am Walk-Through of the Pepsi Center

On the promised quick-paced Walk-Through (my father-in-law would have lapped us six times,) we got to see Levels One, Two and Three, as well as view future parking lot staging areas, where I once attended a Cirque du Soleil show in a tent. As the Media Director talked, probably about how we had no chance of getting placed in a Skybox, I noticed either an electronic device or nine tiny hoop piercings up the rim of his ear; maybe one for each convention he has worked, like what sailors used to do crossing the equator.

10:45 am - 11:15 am General Q & A Session

Most questions were answered with some approximation of "We'll get back to you on that," potentially driving up the cost of newspapers and increasing the need for more and louder broadcast commercials everywhere after media outlets funded their employees' junkets here to glean this information. Oh, well, journalists deserve a getaway, and I bet they flew economy.

11:15 - 11:45 Break-Out Sessions (Bloggers - Press Lounge, Ground Floor)

An online newspaper publisher bemoaned the lack of respect for alternative media, suggesting Democrats were missing a valuable resource and ideological ally; an assertion which may or may not distinguish between bloggers and traditional media.

Assured of inclusion, blogger press credentials are limited, probably because there are so many of us. The elite Convention State Blogger Corps will number 56, one for each state and territory. I missed naming a few territories when a citizenship test was published in the newspaper, which may disqualify me.

Veteran bloggers feared confinement to a "blogger ghetto," balancing laptops on their laps, like at the Boston convention. Those uncredentialed may hang out across the street where ProgressNow Action hopes to have a blogger refuge, trotting out Party dignitaries and important people for interviews, which doesn't seem that different from the Convention.

11:45 Lunch

Howard Dean gave essentially the same speech during the Kickoff Rally and probably thousands of whistle stops across the country, especially in early primary states. The free lunch was no Iowa Harkin Steak Fry, but it was pretty good.

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Keep filling us in on all the excitement!

Karin, you are my political paragon. I've heard that bloggers will bring an unprecedented perspective to this race.

I can't wait for the convention! Ummmm, yes I can.

Karin, you rate regardless of credentials. Hey. I posted me 100th blog. When can I expect the fanfare?

Barbara, Technically I don't have press credentials yet for the Convention. The process starts in December. I hope you're still proud of me, though.

Karin, you have press credentials? I am impressed and proud to know you! Thanks for the news.

you are a very brave person to attend those political events...

I feel like I was there.

Love the headline.
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