Not much going on at the March 4th Lone Tree City Council meeting, so I thought I would text message the news, learning a foreign language in the process, with the assistance of www.lingo2word.com. The site translates both ways, but I did find out it has a time limit.
w@ hapnd
-- tlk bout whr 2 plce 2 nu msg syns, controld frm CT opis. Cost ^2 $2500/yr 4 op n ^kp.
-- nu laws passD on 1st readN (ppl cn commnt nxt mtg, mar 18)
- u cnt stoR construction stuf or bldg materials on d st or cydwalk w/o a permit or gt ^2 $500/dy fyn.
- u gt 30 dys 2 fix stuf cllD nuisances (xampl: porch or chimney fallN dwn) or ^2 $1000/dy fyn.
- dnt leev yr car, boat, or RV on d st mor thN 48 hrs. RVs cn gt a permit 4 a lil longA so grandpa cn vzit. ^$500/dy + cort costs.
ULL B PUNISHD 4 NAYBRHOOD CRIMES, PPL, F HOM PRICES GO DWN OR F YR NAYBR BCUMS IRATE.
n oder nws:
-- sme boy scouts wr der.
-- sme ppl runN 4 specl district opis wr der 2. u cn vote 4 em @ a sepR8 table @ r May 6 polling plce, Xcpt 4t fyr district wich S mail n.
-- nu rstRNt W $8 burgers gets grog license.
-- Council member
Jim Gunning, oficialy rsgned 2 run 4 mayor agenst
Elton Winters, had hs lst mtg. he wants ppl 2 elect hs replacemnt nor ave council pik d pRsN.
-- d
Mayor md a fart jk.
Maybe with some more practice I can communicate with my kids. I think I'll let my Spell Check recover first.