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Horoscopically Blonde
Life is pretty funny. From waking up in the morning and seeing yourself naked, to slipping down the driveway waving your arms about like a chicken, it's all about the humor. Death is serious. Life is hilarious. Unless you're a SeaHawks fan. Then it's tragically funny.
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12 reasons not to go to E.A.Poe’s house for dinner
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Jamie VanEaton
on 8/24/2007
He rhymes when he talks.
You ask him if he wants potatoes and he says, "Nevermore".
He won't tell you what's behind the wall, but you're sure it's the last guest.
The floor makes that tell-tale lub-dub sound
He tries to offer you Amontillado
He asks you to call him "Anabelle"
The French love him.
His favorite team is the Ravens. Nobody likes the Ravens.
Wrote the first "whodunit" but couldn't remember where he put your coat.
He keeps purloining your letters.
The "Iron Maiden" he's talking about in the basement isn't the band.
He keeps trying to show you his pendulum.
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Submitted By: Kim Price
posted on 9/7/2007 @ 7:15:15 PM
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I think I better go back and re-read my Poe. Thanks Jamie!
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Submitted By: Jamie VanEaton
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I thought it was because I paid you all well. And because I have those pictures you didn't want released on ebay. {{{Gladys}}}
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Jamie, you always get a lot more comments than the rest of us because you are so witty! and cute. My mother loved Edgar Allen Poe.
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posted on 8/29/2007 @ 9:26:49 AM
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Funny ha ha, or funny strange? Because my therapist might need to know this.
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Submitted By: Carla Turner
posted on 8/28/2007 @ 5:06:50 PM
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Hey, you're funny!
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Submitted By: Jamie VanEaton
posted on 8/28/2007 @ 10:36:41 AM
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We could start with the VanGogh puns. Mamamia Mamamia Mamamia let me Gogh.
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posted on 8/28/2007 @ 9:10:12 AM
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insert "from" somewhere in there.
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Submitted By: William Boucher
posted on 8/28/2007 @ 9:09:21 AM
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I'm just a Poe boy, nobody loves me. He's just a Poe boy, from a Poe family, spare him his life his monstrousity. Easy come, easy goe, will you let me gooooe?
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Mike! I think your die was cask... you were (I believe) the first to lub-dub the entry a 5-stare.
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posted on 8/28/2007 @ 7:32:25 AM
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Crap, thought I already commented on this one, must be getting old and forgetting stuff. Love Poe, except when I had to do book reports on him in high school.
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