An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a
warnin'.
"You need to exercise
CAUTION when tryin' these techniques at home."
"Why ?" asked an audience member.
"Well." "I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years. She made lots of trips between the refrigerator, the stove, the table, and the cabinets, often carryin' a SINGLE ITEM at a time. One day I told, "HONEY, why don't you try carryin'
SEVERAL THINGS at once ?"
"Did it save time?""
"Actually, YES," "It used to take
her 30 minutes to make breakfast. Now,
I do it in 10"