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Fans of the 1985 masterpiece about teenage angst, "The Breakfast Club", know that John Bender did have one question for Principal Vernon. To those who have never seen the movie, well, I recommend it. If you get past the title, you may find something in this blog that strikes a familiar chord in your life--something for which to cheer. You may find something worthy of a jeer. Either way, a chord has been plucked, and that’s the most I can hope for. If you find neither---or worse, disappointment---I follow the creed of Aspen's own, the late Hunter S. Thompson: Never apologize, never explain.

Fridge-o-philes and writers unite!


In the spirit of Tabitha Dial's Goofy Fridge-Mania and Joe McDaniel's Sudoku Armageddon, here, within this blog, is a little hybrid offering; not a game of sport but something for the writer (and Fridge-o-phile) in all of us:

Magnetic Fridge Poetry!

Caveat: you don't have to use it for poetry exactly (trust me, a poet I find myself, uh, not to be).

But even for the stanza-challenged, or the verbally timid at heart, this can be a fun way to pass the time when there is nothing redeeming on TV---all right, fair enough, no one can afford to spend that much time on anything, but you get the point.

If nothing else, think of this as a nice break from the mental challenges and toils of becoming the next infamous Sudoku champion!

And for those late nights with that special someone, there is, of course, the erotic version.

(Really, how can you possibly go wrong with any hobby that also offers an erotic twist? No offense to the Sudoku weenies out there, but the creators of math games just haven't quite figured out how to make numbers all that sensual. I mean, sure, 8 is pretty sexy, but...)

I digress.

This obsession with fridge prose began for me when, for my birthday last year, my sister sent a cool gift called Writer's Remedy, a product with a tagline that reads: The Cure for Writer's Block.

Man, if you think that wasn't the granddaddy of all promises!

Now, for the record, I am not sure if this is the cure-all for that ominous blank page staring up at you, but I do have to say it is a lot of fun (and it certainly doesn't hurt the flow of creative juices).

I also ended up surfing the old 'Net to see what else was out there in the way of fun, novelty products for you closet bards out there, and I found there is a fair cornucopia of related products to tickle your creative sweet spot.

Just remember, as W. Somerset Maugham once said:

We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.

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I actually zoomed in on the poetry on the fridge. Not bad, Rob, especially the line about the chocolate eggs.

I find writing half asleep helps as well.

Great read, Rob. My best friend, the self-proclaimed literary Genius used to do words of the day. Basically, she'd pick cool sounding words out of the dictionary and write up the definition. For her birthday, I made her her very own magnetic poetry with every single word of the day. It was very cool.

Great post. Love your verse. And the thorough reporting, Rob. Before we moved my 14-year-old TV into our apartment, Alex and I spent hours playing around with our magnetic poetry. Fun to create new strings of words when your loved one is sleeping.
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