I'd like to apologize to the Colorado Rockies for the appallingly bad behavior of fans who somehow felt entitled to World Series tickets.

Sure, it's exciting. Sure, it would be fun to go to the game. Sure, who knows when we'll get into the World Series again. But COME ON. It's not like you missed your chance to get into the underground bunker before the asteroid hitor ended up on the spaceship with Tom Arnold and Dr. Laura.

Hmm. References too obscure? Sorry.

But really -- it's a baseball game! It'll be on television! And I'll bet some of you didn't even go to any games this year in the first place!

Who in the world do you think you are? Did the Rockies personally pick on you, do you need a snack and a nap?

Let's try to be a little positive here. Our baseball team is in the World Series, let's stop acting like spoiled infants and support them.

The process was a mess but it's over, so let it go. Look forward to the fact that you won't be dealing with traffic, parking, $8 beer, ridiculous bathroom lines and the inevitable downtown riots.

Just please, please, PLEASE stop about the tickets. It's embarrassing.

GO ROCKIES!