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Blog Entry 11 of 267
Average Joe. Not.
I was born, therefore I blog. I have a sense of the ridiculous and need an outlet for that. I can be serious too and love to write little stories about little known but important people and events. And I love wildlife and travel and will always try to share those experiences. I make things up (its called fiction) and am amused when readers are duped into believing they are true.
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Entries:
2/18/2006 'WHAT ABOUT A CATEGORY FOR C...'
2/21/2006 'CURLING RULES !'
2/22/2006 'Go Wireless to get 'Wired'.'
2/27/2006 'Stop the Lies about our Ports'
3/5/2006 'Old Age Creates Fire Hazard'
5/4/2006 'As New car to trade'
5/31/2006 'Are you hungry enough to ge...'
5/31/2006 'Duh - Vinci Code'
6/3/2006 'Golf is a 4-letter word'
6/3/2006 'Click here to receive Remed...'
6/4/2006 'My Visit to Five Flags'
6/5/2006 'Up a tree?'
6/6/2006 'Goodbye to English'
6/6/2006 'Send YourHub.com overseas.'
6/7/2006 'Surviving 06/06/06'
6/15/2006 'The Potential of Popcorn'
6/19/2006 'Like enough, like already'
6/26/2006 'Dogs receiving preferential...'
7/5/2006 'Independence Day was almost...'
7/5/2006 'Remembering Columbine - at ...'
7/8/2006 'The importance of a name'
7/12/2006 'Squeezing from the bottom'
7/12/2006 'Call the dogs off'
7/12/2006 'The Refrigerator - great pl...'
7/12/2006 'Self-help for Better Blogging'
7/12/2006 'City action addresses barki...'
7/12/2006 'Secret of YourHub.com succe...'
7/12/2006 'New advance in vacation hou...'
7/12/2006 'The senses of an Elephant'
7/12/2006 'Self Help Sudoku Armageddon'
7/14/2006 'Terrific new travel product...'
7/14/2006 'Barking encouraged in High ...'
7/15/2006 'Proposed Wildflower Poster'
7/16/2006 'The serious matter of Falli...'
7/19/2006 'Caution: Do not read the la...'
7/19/2006 'Dangerous Animals and Trave...'
7/20/2006 'Joe's new toe trend'
7/24/2006 'Of Women and Directions'
7/26/2006 'Insects deserve more respect'
7/27/2006 'Fellowship of the Blogs'
7/28/2006 'New toe trend spreads like ...'
7/28/2006 'New toe trend spreads like ...'
8/1/2006 'Astrology vs the Chinese Zo...'
8/11/2006 'A most unusual back-to-scho...'
8/11/2006 'A most unusual back-to-scho...'
8/26/2006 'I vote for Uncle Bob'
8/29/2006 'Intra-hub competition and n...'
8/29/2006 'Intra-hub competition and n...'
8/30/2006 'A World Headquarters welcome'
8/30/2006 'A World Headquarters welcome'
9/2/2006 'I vote for Uncle Bob'
9/10/2006 'Family history and deoxyrib...'
9/10/2006 'Family history and deoxyrib...'
9/12/2006 'It's Lone Tree vs. Parker i...'
9/12/2006 'It's Lone Tree vs. Parker i...'
9/13/2006 'The Challenge of acronyms'
9/13/2006 'The challenge of acronyms'
9/13/2006 'The challenge of acronyms'
9/16/2006 'The 9/11 Conspiracy and The...'
9/16/2006 'The 9/11 Conspiracy and The...'
9/16/2006 'The 9/11 conspiracy and The...'
9/17/2006 'Conspiracy debate continues'
9/20/2006 'Perfect Halloween costume f...'
9/20/2006 'Perfect Halloween costume f...'
10/1/2006 'About grief and the unfairn...'
10/1/2006 'About grief and the unfairn...'
10/6/2006 'Dramatically lower your gol...'
10/6/2006 'Dramatically lower your gol...'
10/8/2006 'Airport security 1972'
10/8/2006 'Airport security 1972'
10/10/2006 'Negative politics, a case s...'
10/13/2006 'School Bus advertising a ba...'
10/13/2006 'School bus advertising is a...'
10/22/2006 'Radical idea for positive c...'
10/22/2006 'Radical idea for positive c...'
10/25/2006 'Scary Spider Story. What w...'
10/25/2006 'Scary spider story. What wo...'
11/6/2006 'Wake up call for anyone sti...'
11/6/2006 'Wake up call for anyone sti...'
11/10/2006 'All hail Light Rail'
11/10/2006 'All Hail Light Rail'
11/10/2006 'Voting early and voting once'
11/10/2006 'Voting early and voting once'
11/16/2006 'Thanksgiving is not just ab...'
11/16/2006 'Thanksgiving is not just ab...'
11/27/2006 'Peace symbol provokes confl...'
11/27/2006 'Peace symbol provokes confl...'
11/28/2006 'YourHub Christmas party cov...'
11/28/2006 'YourHub.com Christmas party...'
11/28/2006 'YourHub.com Christmas party...'
11/28/2006 'YourHub.com Christmas party...'
11/28/2006 'YourHub.com Christmas party...'
12/6/2006 'Holiday inspiration grows f...'
12/6/2006 'Holiday inspiration grows f...'
12/7/2006 'Nostalgia reception offers ...'
12/7/2006 'Nostalgia reception offers ...'
12/10/2006 'First prize for worst parki...'
12/10/2006 'First prize for worst parki...'
12/11/2006 'Let there be lights'
12/11/2006 'Let there be lights'
12/16/2006 'Sexiest Blogger contest pla...'
12/16/2006 'Sexiest blogger contest pla...'
12/24/2006 'Remember our fire fighters'
12/24/2006 'Remember our fire fighters'
1/4/2007 'Pelican brief trog'
1/4/2007 'Pelican brief trog'
1/14/2007 'New see-through swimsuit re...'
1/14/2007 'New see-through swimsuit re...'
1/19/2007 'Mt. Ridgeview summit reached'
1/19/2007 'Mt. Ridgeview summit reached'
1/20/2007 'Another birthday milestone'
1/20/2007 'Another birthday milestone'
1/24/2007 'Overcoming Blogger's Block'
1/24/2007 'Overcoming Blogger's Block'
1/24/2007 'Overcoming Blogger's Block'
1/26/2007 'Latitude adjustment, Chapter 1'
1/26/2007 'Latitude adjustment, Chapter 1'
1/27/2007 'Latitude adjustment, Chapter 2'
1/27/2007 'Latitude adjustment, Chapter 2'
2/1/2007 'Ghost reported in historic ...'
2/1/2007 'Ghost reported in historic ...'
2/1/2007 'Ghost reported in historic ...'
2/3/2007 'Latitude adjustment, Chapte...'
2/3/2007 'Latitude adjustment, Chapte...'
2/8/2007 'Speak loudly and carry a bi...'
2/8/2007 'Speak loudly and carry a bi...'
2/17/2007 'A blog about Africa'
2/17/2007 'A blog about Africa'
2/18/2007 'A cautionary note for Tabitha'
2/18/2007 'A cautionary note for Tabitha'
2/19/2007 'Smoke gets in local photogr...'
2/19/2007 'Smoke gets in local photogr...'
2/19/2007 'Smoke gets in local photogr...'
3/6/2007 'Africa Adventure 2008'
3/6/2007 'Africa Adventure 2008'
3/9/2007 'Spring Show kicks off a new...'
3/9/2007 'Spring Show kicks off a new...'
3/9/2007 'Spring Show kicks off a new...'
3/9/2007 'Fusing glass offers endless...'
3/9/2007 'Fusing glass offers endless...'
3/9/2007 'Fusing glass offers endless...'
3/19/2007 'Local artist team shines in...'
3/19/2007 'Local artist team shines in...'
3/19/2007 'Local artist team shines in...'
3/20/2007 'Mt Ridgeview succumbs to cl...'
3/20/2007 'Mt. Ridgeview succumbs to c...'
3/20/2007 'Mt Ridgeview succumbs to cl...'
3/24/2007 'Classic elephant fable'
3/24/2007 'Classic elephant fable'
3/24/2007 'Classic elephant fable'
3/31/2007 'Face painting proves popular'
4/2/2007 'Historic pothole sighting i...'
4/2/2007 'Historic pothole sighting i...'
4/5/2007 'Another business supports l...'
4/15/2007 'The road to nowhere?'
4/15/2007 'The road to nowhere?'
4/15/2007 'Sunday morning adventure'
4/15/2007 'Sunday morning adventure'
4/16/2007 'Have imagination, will travel'
4/16/2007 'Have imagination, will travel'
4/21/2007 'A big hug on Earth Day'
4/21/2007 'A big hug on Earth Day'
5/5/2007 'Far out Parker art show'
5/12/2007 'Blogger needs help with wil...'
5/12/2007 'Blogger needs help with wil...'
5/14/2007 'Pawnee National Grasslands'
5/14/2007 'Pawnee National Grasslands'
5/19/2007 'Imagine a place . .'
5/19/2007 'Imagine a place ...'
6/9/2007 'The Importance of Phlebotomy'
6/9/2007 'The Importance of Phlebotomy'
6/14/2007 'New Age art to decorate Par...'
7/22/2007 'The Stuff of Legends? Not'
7/24/2007 'D-Day for Parker artists'
7/24/2007 'D-Day for local artists'
7/27/2007 'Muggle's secret revealed'
7/27/2007 'Muggle's secret revealed'
8/13/2007 'Local artist Victoria Parso...'
8/13/2007 'Local artist Victoria Parso...'
8/19/2007 'Rumored new blogger book ca...'
8/19/2007 'Rumored new blogger book ca...'
8/19/2007 'Rumored new blogger book ca...'
8/28/2007 'Art in the Park winners'
8/28/2007 'Art in the Park winners'
8/28/2007 'Travesty Henry'
8/28/2007 'Travesty Henry'
9/3/2007 'New blogger book is bio-deg...'
9/3/2007 'New blogger book is biodegr...'
9/3/2007 'New Blogger Book is Bio-deg...'
9/10/2007 'Auction to benefit developm...'
9/10/2007 'Auction to benefit developm...'
9/10/2007 'Purple pine cones'
9/10/2007 'Purple pine cones'
9/14/2007 'Artist’s vision has no limits'
9/14/2007 'Artist’s vision has no limits'
9/14/2007 'Artist's vision has no limits'
9/18/2007 'Blogging with all the colors'
9/18/2007 'Blogging with all the colors'
9/26/2007 'Biscuits to die for'
9/26/2007 'Biscuits to die for'
9/27/2007 'Close encounters of the fou...'
9/27/2007 'Close Encounters of the Fou...'
10/5/2007 'A Rocky Mountain High'
10/5/2007 'A Rocky Mountain High'
10/18/2007 'All about the pumpkins'
10/18/2007 'All about the pumpkins'
10/27/2007 'Parker artist among best in...'
10/27/2007 'Parker artist is among best...'
10/31/2007 'Parker photographer’s remar...'
10/31/2007 'Parker photographer’s remar...'
11/20/2007 'The Baobab, Africa's Tree o...'
11/20/2007 'The Baobab, Africa's tree o...'
11/24/2007 'Kidz art program fun and ed...'
11/24/2007 'Kidz art program fun and ed...'
11/24/2007 'Trytophan remission'
11/24/2007 'Trytophan remission'
12/1/2007 'Tree House Teens making the...'
12/6/2007 'Broken promise'
12/6/2007 'Broken promise'
12/14/2007 'Curious George rushed to ho...'
12/14/2007 'Curious George rushed to ho...'
1/11/2008 'Getting kicks on Route 66'
1/11/2008 'Getting kicks on Route 66'
1/19/2008 'Eaglecrest students art to ...'
2/11/2008 'The power of two'
2/11/2008 'The power of two'
2/15/2008 'Big continent's little secrets'
2/16/2008 'Big continent's little secrets'
2/19/2008 'New lyrics for the shower'
2/19/2008 'New lyrics for the shower'
2/25/2008 'Boondoggles and climate change'
2/25/2008 'Boondoggles and climate change'
2/27/2008 'New dance company comes to ...'
2/27/2008 'New dance company comes to ...'
3/1/2008 'Photographer overcomes urge...'
3/1/2008 'Photographer overcomes urge...'
3/13/2008 'Guilt by micturation'
3/13/2008 'Guilt by micturation'
3/16/2008 'Goodbye winter, hello Sprin...'
3/16/2008 'Goodbye winter, hello Sprin...'
3/26/2008 'Wild things happening in Pa...'
5/4/2008 'Kids art program gets suppo...'
5/10/2008 'Secret Mexico location reve...'
5/10/2008 'Secret Mexico location reve...'
5/17/2008 'A visit to the Butterfly Pa...'
5/19/2008 'Why did the chicken cross t...'
5/19/2008 'Why did the chicken cross t...'
6/2/2008 'Photographing orchids'
6/2/2008 'Parker group invades South ...'
6/4/2008 'Bitten by the book bug'
6/4/2008 'Bitten by the book bug'
6/30/2008 'Very large things along the...'
6/30/2008 'Very large things along the...'
7/1/2008 'Revival of the Mainstreet o...'
7/17/2008 'Parker artist inspires others'
7/17/2008 'Parker artist inspires others'
7/19/2008 'Neighbors spring a trap'
7/20/2008 'Be a travel writer contest ...'
7/20/2008 'Be a travel writer contest ...'
7/20/2008 'Be a travel writer contest ...'
7/20/2008 'Be a travel writer contest ...'
7/20/2008 'Be a travel writer contest ...'
7/21/2008 'Be a travel writer contest ...'
7/21/2008 'Be a travel writer contest ...'
8/2/2008 'Artist turns to animal expr...'
9/27/2008 'The audacity of lipstick'
10/11/2008 'Earth, wind, fire and water...'
My Visit to Five Flags
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Tips on visiting Five Flags.
1.Be fitted with a neck brace BEFORE going.
2. Don't go with an 18 year old, if you are over 60.
3. Set an appointment with your Chiropractor. Time it so you can visit his office on the way home.
4. Read the fine print. When the notice says, "If you have a heart condition or physical infirmity, this ride is not suitable, " it means that if you have a heart condition or physical infirmity, the ride is not suitable. Note: I have neither condition, but the rides were still not suitable.
5. If the sign says "You will get drenched," it means you will get drenched.
Final tip. After riding the Mind Eraser . . . uh. I can't remember what I was going to tell you. Was it Five or Six Flags?
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