DEFINITIONS OF MULTI-TASKING

While talking on the phone you can:

1. Change two poopy diapers
2. Make the macaroni and cheese
3. Help the six year old reboot the computer
4. All of the above

While using the toilet you can:

1. Pay bills on the laptop
2. Sort the mail
3. Help the six year old start up his GameBoy
4. All of the above

While eating lunch you can:

1. Rock a crabby baby
2. Kick the tennis ball around for the dog
3. File your nails
4. All of the above

While vacuuming you can:

1. Rock the other crabby baby
2. Play "catch the cotton ball" with the six year old
3. Regret some life choices
4. All of the above

While feeding both babies you can:

1. Change the bedding on both cribs
2. Put new batteries in the bouncy chairs
3. Water the dying plants
4. All of the above

While folding your four hundred and sixteenth load of laundry you can:

1. Think evil, evil thoughts about your extra-virile husband
2. Explain why fish can breathe underwater to the six year old
3. Order Chinese take out
4. All of the above

While giving the dog a bath you can:

1. Explain to the six year old why dogs shouldn't eat peanut butter with their ears
2. Sing "The ABC Song" to the crabby babies
3. Call in your prescription refill for Prozac
4. All of the above