Hi, MidKnight the Kat, here, reporting from the Oasis Halloween Kompetition for Kats. As you know I am a black Maine Koon Kat, a rare breed indeed. Halloween is my favorite time of year.
A lot of you people don't know it but Halloween is also the biggest Holiday in the Hawaiian Islands where Fran and I are going this Friday to rest and relax after trick or treating. We're going to the Big Island and I will be coming back with Kona coffee, Mac nuts and burgers from Planet Hollywood for Wigge, Sarah and Buckii, my three kat kompanions. Benjii, the feral kat we are trying to tame will likely get a cigar from Duke's Canoe Klub on Waikikii.
So, you can see this is an exciting week for me. Fran and I are going over to buy Kit Kat miniature kandies to hand out to the kids. I love the kostumes and decided this year to greet them at the door in dressed in drag so that no one would be scared. Last year they shrieked and ran, which I thought was the aim of it all, but Fran didn't think it was what we should do.
My only objection to it all is when the bulldog in the neighborhood and his gang come over and tip over my litter box. Not a nice thing to do. Also, putting a brown paper bag of dog pooh on our doorstep is the biggest insult you can do to a kat.
So, I hope all of you are getting with the Halloween spirit. This is going to be a good one with a bright moon and warm weather. We will have our house decorated and I will be there to greet everyone with a Kit Kat Kandy bar.
Love always, MidKnight at the Oasis.
P.S. Here's a Halloween Joke for you that came to me courtesy of Uncle Lee:
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of komposure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, kursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off him and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard (barely kontaining his laughter) who had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?" The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I'm not sure but I think I just beat the krap out of a ghost."