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Droppings: In the mood for extremely specific love

Contributed by: Dot the Dog   on 7/12/2006

I know Valentine's Day is still off in the temporal distance, but thanks to a certain blogger's dog's romantic advances towards me, I'm in the mood for love. (Note to Fido: I was fixed so long ago even I'm not sure what gender I am. Here's a hilarious video to take your mind off of the heartbreak.)

For those not interested in canine/canine relations, I've combed the Web to find sites devoted to all sorts of finely tuned love inquiries. Let's get started. (These things write themselves, so I'm just going to include the URL as the headline)

www.DateAGolfer.com
You be the judge. Fun-loving couples or a group of golf-themed serial killers (see photo at right)?

www.GothicMatch.com
For those trying to find that special someone whose name they can brand on their inner thigh. Tagline: Never be alone in the dark again. Maybe I missed something, but I thought that was the point. Without the dark self-loathing and despair, aren't they just pale skinny people in leather pants?

www.EquestrianSingles.com
Do banner ads touting "Premium quality grass hay" and horse antibiotics get you in the mood for a long-term relationship? Then you might want to check out what Entrepreneur Magazine, in a weird phrase, called "a particularly hot site." Who writes these reviews?

www.HippiePersonals.com
Where the smelly can meet the unwashed. A brief perusal of the site yielded one strange phenomenon. To browse profiles, you are given five options for country: Canada, the U.S., the U.K., Guatemala and Italy. Wrap your mind around the concept of Guatemalan hippies for a second. So Mexico doesn't have their own hippies? Travelers have to skip from Texas to Guatemala just to find hippie enclaves?

www.LargeFriends.com
We all knew there were sites like this out there, but I put this one on the list for one reason: the classifications. My favorite? FA and FFA, or for the layman, Fat Admirers and Female Fat Admirers. I feel bad for the poor rural high school kid who looks up the Future Farmers of America and stumbles across this.

www.Shaadi.com
I found this one through a pop-up advertisment while surfing the Times of India Web site. With a tag line like, "Arrange your own love marriage," it's got to be worth checking out.

www.AshleyMadison.com
The Ashley Madison Agency. That sounds right proper, doesn't it? Sort of like a recovery home for drug-addicted puppies or a flying nanny agency? What kind of service could it offer? Well, I'll let its (trademarked) slogan speak for itself: When Monogamy Becomes Monotony. You can figure it out from there.

www.2wives.com
Are you bored with your one wife? The blissful bonds of holy matrimony seem a little loose around the edges? Well, squeeze another one in there with this site!

Now for those readers who don't take as much pleasure in seeing those sites as I do, I've got some real links for you below.

I like my Jedi with sour cream and chives
YourHub.com Comm. J. (slang for Community Journalist) Brendan Leonard gave me this link. I've seen a few spuds that looked like Yoda in my day, but never one this cool.

Metallica calls down the wrath of God
iPod + Lawn mower + Metallica = Awful lightning strike. I've heard that Zeus is a Megadeth fan, anyway. Glad he's OK.

Faceless corporate giant actually has remnant of a soul
A Coke secretary steals the secret formula and tries to sell it to Pepsi. And Pepsi, like a champ, tells Coke about the whole thing. I still won't drink it, but I kind of respect Pepsi now.

Hats (and skull fragments) off to you, sir
Photos of a guy holding part of his own skull. That's all I'm giving you. This story sells itself.

Considering I've wasted so much of your time already, here is the Only Two Seconds Of Your Life You'll Never Get Back. Don't ask me to explain it, I just kind of laugh whenever I see it.
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Submitted By: Barbara Neff
posted on 7/6/2006 @ 1:25:07 PM
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The Date-A-Golfer models creep me out.
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Submitted By: Karin Malchow
posted on 7/6/2006 @ 1:05:51 PM
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"My skull made me famous." I haven't laughed so hard in weeks.
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Submitted By: Crawford Clark
posted on 7/6/2006 @ 12:22:17 PM
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What do you call a hippie who ust broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
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