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Blog Entry 4 of 168 Dot's Droppings

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Droppings: Unicycles, "head" shop, misplaced bulbs

Contributed by: Dot the Dog   on 6/29/2006

This is quite possibly the best Droppings yet, folks. It's deeply satisfying, like rubbing your rump against the tree in the back yard or remembering where you buried that chew toy. What? I'm a dog, people, that's the best part of my day.

Let's get started:

I don't know what this is, but I want one, badly
Now I know I'm not the only one who's ever dreamed of a motorized unicycle. These mechanical geniuses are working on revolutionizing transportation as we know it! Just like the Segway! Except possibly not as stupid!

An Apple is an apple is an apple
As a dog, I have a deep apprecation for the work of Belgian surrealist Rene Magritte, naturally. But this guy takes it to a whole new level.

The only way I'd join the service
Nothing, and I mean nothing, would be more terrifying than seeing these guys coming at you on the field of battle. Onward, uni-soldiers!

And you thought jogging was hard
Who needs sidewalks, stairs or ramps when you can get around like this? This one was shot in Spain, but if you are interested in doing a little stateside freerunning, check out this site.

Where the sun don't shine? How about a light bulb?
This poor, poor, Pakistani prisoner. I'm just going to let the photo (see above) and this link tell the story. I can't even make a joke that does this story justice.

This gives a whole new meaning to "head" shop
That could be the single most tasteless pun I've ever written, especially once you see the story it goes with. Just use an apple or a beer can, kid!

Sounds like a Andean delicacy to me
The world needs more single-thought bloggers like this woman.

In keeping with the single-wheeled theme of today's droppings, I present the Twenty-Eight Seconds of Your Life You Will Never Get Back.
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Submitted By: William Boucher
posted on 6/30/2006 @ 12:01:37 AM
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I think Trey parker and Matt Stone have a patent case. It looks a lot like Mr. Garrison's "It" only without the unique controls.
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Submitted By: Brendan Leonard
posted on 6/29/2006 @ 3:57:40 PM
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I want video of the motorized unicycle!
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