﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" href="http://denver.yourhub.com/Feed.css"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The Denver Newspaper Agency YourHub.com Stories by Jared  Keller </title><link>http://denver.yourhub.com</link><description>The latest story posts in The Denver Newspaper Agency YourHub.com</description><language>en-us</language><managingEditor>news@yourhub.com</managingEditor><copyright>(c) 2009, YourHub.com</copyright><ttl>5</ttl><item><title>Memories thick as flies</title><description>Standing here, outside a Papa Murphy's store across from Arapahoe High School, I'm struck by two things: The coldness of the air as it brings tears to my eyes and steals away my breath in ghosts that disappear into the buzzing halogen lights of the parking lot, and the surreal way in which the so...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Littleton/Stories/News/Story~47825.aspx</link><pubDate>1/25/2006 1:27:21 PM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>Parenting lesson #426: Hamsters are NOT aquatic</title><description>So, this morning, I'm getting ready for work, getting dressed following my shower, when my lovely bride strolls into the room with a look on her face that only a mother can manage (it could best be described as bemused resignation), and we have the following conversation:    SHE: "So, I noticed...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Littleton/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/General-Family-Friends/Story~47869.aspx</link><pubDate>1/25/2006 2:46:47 PM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>Big girl beds mean only one thing: Trouble</title><description>Panicked animals scurry for cover, tails poofed in alarm...grown men and women lie awake in their beds, unable to flee, yet too petrified and stunned to sleep.  Something stalks the halls of our home...footsteps pad up and down, as doorknobs shake, and hinges groan.  What force of nature is respo...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Littleton/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/General-Family-Friends/Story~48325.aspx</link><pubDate>1/27/2006 10:04:55 AM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>Psalm 19, and the life of a business traveller</title><description>The heavens declare the glory of God; And the firmament shows His handiwork. 2 Day unto day utters speech, and night unto night reveals knowledge. 3 There is no speech nor language where their voice is not heard. 4 Their line[a] has gone out through all the earth, and their words to the end of...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Littleton/Stories/Archive/Faith/Personal-Stories-of-Faith/Story~50316.aspx</link><pubDate>2/3/2006 11:14:25 AM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>Business Travel = Impending Doom</title><description>It has come to my attention - through independent study, my own personal experience, and the numerous travails of friends and family members, that one can predict with virtual certainty the exact moment when calamity will strike a specific group of people.  Disasters of all kinds - involving real...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Littleton/Stories/Opinion/General-Sound-Off/Story~50910.aspx</link><pubDate>2/6/2006 10:37:46 AM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>Business Travel = Impending Doom</title><description>It has come to my attention - through independent study, my own personal experience, and the numerous travails of friends and family members, that one can predict with virtual certainty the exact moment when calamity will strike a specific group of people.  Disasters of all kinds - involving real...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Centennial/Stories/Opinion/General-Sound-Off/Story~50915.aspx</link><pubDate>2/6/2006 10:45:56 AM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>So, Mr. Universe I'm not...</title><description>Like most Americans, I'm a bit overweight at the moment. I'm around 6'5", so I spread my weight across a pretty stretched frame, but still, I weigh around 20 or 30 pounds more than I'd like to. As such, I've begun the process of getting myself back into shape.  The Marine Corps is fond of saying ...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Littleton/Stories/Archive/Health-Fitness/Weight-Loss/Story~52232.aspx</link><pubDate>2/9/2006 3:53:38 PM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>So, Mr. Universe I'm not...</title><description>Like most Americans, I'm a bit overweight at the moment. I'm around 6'5", so I spread my weight across a pretty stretched frame, but still, I weigh around 20 or 30 pounds more than I'd like to. As such, I've begun the process of getting myself back into shape.  The Marine Corps is fond of sa...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Centennial/Stories/Archive/Health-Fitness/Weight-Loss/Story~52233.aspx</link><pubDate>2/9/2006 3:56:34 PM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>So, Mr. Universe I'm not...</title><description>Like most Americans, I'm a bit overweight at the moment. I'm around 6'5", so I spread my weight across a pretty stretched frame, but still, I weigh around 20 or 30 pounds more than I'd like to. As such, I've begun the process of getting myself back into shape.  The Marine Corps is fond of sayin...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Parker/Stories/Archive/Health-Fitness/Weight-Loss/Story~52234.aspx</link><pubDate>2/9/2006 3:58:16 PM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>So, Mr. Universe I'm not...</title><description>Like most Americans, I'm a bit overweight at the moment. 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The Marine Corps is found of sayi...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/DenverSouth/Stories/Archive/Health-Fitness/Weight-Loss/Story~52236.aspx</link><pubDate>2/9/2006 3:59:29 PM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>So, Mr. Universe I'm not...</title><description>Like most Americans, I'm a bit overweight at the moment. I'm around 6'5", so I spread my weight across a pretty stretched frame, but still, I weigh around 20 or 30 pounds more than I'd like to. As such, I've begun the process of getting myself back into shape.  The Marine Corps is found of s...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Englewood/Stories/Archive/Health-Fitness/Weight-Loss/Story~52237.aspx</link><pubDate>2/9/2006 4:00:01 PM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>So, Mr. Universe I'm not...</title><description>Like most Americans, I'm a bit overweight at the moment. 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What force of nature is respo...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/HighlandsRanch/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/General-Family-Friends/Story~52418.aspx</link><pubDate>2/10/2006 11:32:08 AM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>Big-girl beds mean only one thing: Trouble</title><description>Panicked animals scurry for cover, tails poofed in alarm...grown men and women lie awake in their beds, unable to flee, yet too petrified and stunned to sleep.  Something stalks the halls of our home...footsteps pad up and down, as doorknobs shake, and hinges groan.  What force of nature is respo...</description><link>http://denver.yourhub.com/Parker/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/General-Family-Friends/Story~52419.aspx</link><pubDate>2/10/2006 11:32:57 AM</pubDate><author>Jared  Keller </author></item><item><title>Big Girl Beds Mean Only One Thing: Trouble</title><description>Panicked animals scurry for cover, tails poofed in alarm...grown men and women lie awake in their beds, unable to flee, yet too petrified and stunned to sleep.  Something stalks the halls of our home...footsteps pad up and down, as doorknobs shake, and hinges groan.  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