http://denver.yourhub.comThe latest story posts in The Denver Newspaper Agency YourHub.comen-usnews@yourhub.com(c) 2009, YourHub.com5The beginning: Sarge being just divorced by the red headed Vicki, is drowning his sorrows by helping all eligible female members of Parents Without Partners club forget their problems and unfulfilled desires. Realizing his unique gift of gab, uh counsel, his name is listed under the "Blu...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/Stories/Story~54138.aspx2/16/2006 10:32:50 PMLeonard Avery Lt. Linda gets a dog for Christmas Now it is not that Sarge doesn't like dogs or cats or pets of any kind, it's just that he gets tired of being the one that ends up taking care of the critters. So when the last dog expired about 10 yrs. ago, Sarge put his foot down. NO NEW PETS! And of...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~54144.aspx2/16/2006 11:04:12 PMLeonard Avery The family that this dog was adopted into had four members. Sarge, Lt. Linda, PFC Trent and little Glenn. The dog was a pet of another man human that was very sick and had to go to a hospital. The nurse human (Lt. Linda) could not bear to have the dog left alone at the apartment, ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~54147.aspx2/16/2006 11:30:00 PMLeonard Avery When we left SAGA #1 Linda had bowed to the flattery of Sarge and promised to go on another date with him. "So Sarge, where are we going on our date?" asks Linda. "How about a rendezvous" replies Sarge. Now folks you have to remember that before Linda married Sarge and became Lt L...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/General-Family-Friends/Story~54926.aspx2/20/2006 12:46:21 PMLeonard Avery This is Duke again. I told the whisper-man about my master getting sick and the Nurse lady human taking me home. And you may remember the loud man that lived at her house. Well I am happy to say that things are working out. I still miss my master but the new family I live with are being t...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~54931.aspx2/20/2006 12:53:58 PMLeonard Avery Duke Story 4 Well I am still with the family but this week started out bad. The big man human and I were downstairs playing 'tug a war' and I made a bad mistake. I was leaping for the rope and I caught the big man humans hand. He yelled something and got up and ran up stairs. I just k...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~59284.aspx3/5/2006 12:21:54 AMLeonard Avery Hello, this is Duke the dog again. I am doing better on my writing, but these computers are hard to understand. I have been sitting at the big man human's side for weeks watching him hit the buttons with his paws. He talks to me real nice while he is doing this. I think I am getting the id...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~59285.aspx3/5/2006 12:26:59 AMLeonard Avery Hi everyone, this is Duke the Dog again. Well in the last story I told how I accidentally bit my new master on the hand. He finally got over it and is back playing tug rope with me again. I am being very careful now about where I bite. We had some bad things happen this week. My mistress ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~62553.aspx3/13/2006 8:20:47 PMLeonard Avery Hi everyone, this is Duke the Dog again. Well what a week I have had. Here are the things I like to do. I love to play Tug Rope with my humans, and Toss and Fetch is another game I like. My big man human, Sarge has been taking me with him in his moving house. (they call it - a truck) I lov...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~64418.aspx3/19/2006 1:43:42 PMLeonard Avery Hi everyone, last week was a good week but the days that mymaster and his female human are usually home together weremissing. Both Big man human Sarge and man human Trent were gone all day. My nurse lady humanLinda said they were teaching a classs, what ever that means. Andwh...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~70243.aspx4/2/2006 12:03:55 AMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog # 7 Hi everyone, this week was not too good. The first three days wehad a lot of that white stuff all over the ground. I would whine atthe door to go out and in no time at all my paws were cold andhurt. So I would just hurry up and do what I needed to do and goback to the ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~70244.aspx4/2/2006 12:15:11 AMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog # 9 Well I have settled in with my new family and have time now tofigure out each member. When a dog is new in the family everyoneplays with him and talks to him, but after he has been there awhile, then you can tell more about them. Everyone welcomed me whenI first came t...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~78594.aspx4/25/2006 11:33:28 AMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog # 10 Hello everyone, this is Duke the Dog. I have been studying myhumans very closely lately. Trying to figure out which one is theboss of the house. I find that my man human, Sarge is the bossduring the day when everyone is gone. And in the night when thelady human Linda ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~78597.aspx4/25/2006 11:43:47 AMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog # 11 This time I let my man human master write some of mystory. He is feeling bad because I just write about what I say andnot what he says. So here goes: "I took Duke the Dog for a walk today and he alwayslikes it. First thing he does is check all the smells at each postan...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~79795.aspx4/27/2006 8:21:15 PMLeonard Avery Hi everyone. Nothing much has happened last week. We had lots of days with no sun. And it was cold outside and wet. So I didn't get to go out and play very much. My man human Sarge is always playing with his toys in the basement and doesn't have much time for me, so it was a bad week. The...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~83780.aspx5/9/2006 10:27:00 PMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog # 13 Hi everyone. Nothing much has happened last week. My man human Sarge hurt himself again. I am wondering if this guy is going to outlive me or what? I think his getting hurt had something to do with that pile of tree pieces that is now in the back yard. He has a back ache he s...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~86540.aspx5/17/2006 4:28:47 PMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog # 14 Hi everyone. Lots of things happened this week. My man human Sarge told me that the newspaper was interested in interviewing me. After all there are not too many Dogs that write stories in the internet and newspapers. My master Sarge washed me and put on my new collar. Then h...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~87927.aspx5/22/2006 11:56:58 PMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog # 15 Hi everyone. My man human Sarge will be writing most of this weeks story. He seems to be confused about some of the things I do. And because I can not talk human talk very good, he is always getting what I say wrong. Yes I know that I have a dog that is different and that ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~90007.aspx5/30/2006 10:53:31 AMLeonard Avery Those that have been following the soap opera, know that Sarge and Lt. Linda met through the PWP (Parents without Partners) In the local chapter that they belonged too was a guy named Ray. Ray was everything that a woman didn't want in a man. (this is his actual name and if it is someone else'...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/General-Family-Friends/Story~90015.aspx5/30/2006 11:01:36 AMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog # 16 Last week was so exciting that I figured on having a rest this week. But I have a master (the big man human Sarge) that is always keeping things moving and doing silly things. Now in my family we have one woman human and three men humans. I have always felt closer to the men ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~92314.aspx6/6/2006 6:21:11 PMLeonard Avery Some know that Sarge is a teacher. But even teachers can learn some lessons. Here was Sarge working away in his garage with the door open. Hammering, and dragging boxes around and making all kinds of noises. Then during a calm he hears a small voice. " Why are you making all that noise?...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/Stories/Story~93782.aspx6/10/2006 4:37:34 PMLeonard Avery I am repeating this because there is more. The other day the door bell rang and I answered it and found the little girl next door that I wrote about teaching me how to play with a ball. She had in her little hand a box all wrapped up. Looking at the messes of tape and the torn wrapping paper it ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/Stories/Story~93784.aspx6/10/2006 4:41:30 PMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog #17 Duke fights the Invaders One of the jobs I have as a resident dog is to watch our property. That means the yard and the house. It is a very important job and my man human Master Sarge tells me what I need to do every day. When I get up in the morning and my master lets...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~94977.aspx6/15/2006 12:13:27 AMLeonard Avery Sarge and Lt. Linda lost in Las Vegas Yuppp lost again. Everything was going so good too. We drove to Denver International Airport in plenty of time, caught the shuttle bus from the out lying parking, had our tickets all ready and then settled back for a comfortable flight. Once we landed in L...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/General-Family-Friends/Story~95921.aspx6/18/2006 3:42:46 PMLeonard Avery Hello all my friends. I haven't been on the web for several weeks. The strangest thing happen at my home. You might have read the story I wrote about that terrible thing that my Mistress came up with, it was called SPRING CLEANING . And all the man humans in my family tried to find a place to...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~105007.aspx7/18/2006 11:37:59 PMLeonard Avery My little boy is growing up. He was such a little guy but heavy, 7 lb - 7 oz. Yeah I rolled a doubleseven when I married his mother. And how well I remember that squirming little buddle of baby that the doctor plumped into my hands. Scared the beejeebees out of me. I was afraid I was going to ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/General-Family-Friends/Story~110016.aspx8/3/2006 1:38:53 PMLeonard Avery Well, finally my man human Master got done with all those Honey Dews that my Mistress had planned for him and we got back to a regular day. Which means that my Master took me for a walk. We went to my favorite yard, along a funny road that has two skinny pieces of metal in the middle of it. My ma...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~115424.aspx8/18/2006 1:57:34 PMLeonard Avery Duke the Dog # 19 Duke goes to a farm I knew something was going to happen when my Master Sarge and my Master Trent started loading things into the moving house of man human Sarge. I didn't know if they would take me with them or not until they loaded my food dish and leash in the front. WOW...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Pets-and-Animals/Story~115825.aspx8/19/2006 10:23:46 PMLeonard Avery One thing I have noticed about traffic laws is that the guys that come up with them probably never have to drive on that street every day. For instance. On Claude Ct. and 120th Here you have two lanes. The right lane going north across 120th has a straight ahead arrow painted on the road and a ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Ask-Dot/Story~115826.aspx8/19/2006 10:39:11 PMLeonard Avery "What are you going to do brother?" asked Sarge 's sister. "I am going to build a log cabin, so we can have some place to play, sis," replied Sarge. "Can I help?" little sister begged. "Well I guess so, why don't you make us some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and put some cookies in ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Stories/Archive/Family-Friends/General-Family-Friends/Story~117874.aspx8/24/2006 11:55:53 PMLeonard Avery