http://denver.yourhub.comThe latest blog posts in The Denver Newspaper Agency YourHub.comen-usnews@yourhub.com(c) 2009, YourHub.com5Update: Looks like the story's gone national. You can check out the Associated Press's take on it here . File under "Grain of Salt," but buzz on the net is that Alaskan governor and GOP vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's e-mail account was broken into by teenage hackers. ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Politics/National-Politics/Blog~522206.aspx9/17/2008 9:37:22 AMDot the DogThat thing could be deadly in the wrong hands TMZ is reporting that soulful/weightless Amy Winehouse, only the second-most talented person to front for the Dap-Kings , succumbed to the forces of evil and used her be-beehived head to knock out some bloke who was trying to hail her a cab. J...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~460827.aspx4/24/2008 10:16:08 AMDot the DogGerman boy to NASA: You suck. NASA: Right back at ya. Some German punk recalculated NASA's math and determined that an asteroid was about 1,000 times more likely to kill everything on earth than they thought. ( *link* ) Then, some scientists that had actually reached puberty looked at bot...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~456734.aspx4/16/2008 11:15:17 AMDot the DogHow not to Photoshop *link* Photoshop Disasters chronicles all the ways everyone's favorite photo editing program is publicly misused in the media. It's hours of good fun. iPod lederhosen? I'll take three pairs! *link* "German company Lodenfrey have displayed a pair of high-...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~453349.aspx4/9/2008 11:52:49 AMDot the DogLittle Patrick Roy an unstoppable punching machine *link* Jonathan Roy , son of Avalanche/misprounounced last name legend Patrick Roy (and goalie for the Quebec Remparts), got into an epic goalie-on-goalie brawl against the Chicoutimi Sagueneens (which sounds like Cthulh u c...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~447050.aspx3/26/2008 11:44:35 AMDot the DogDanny Noriega cranks the emo up to 11 and hates on Santa *link* Everyone's least favorite flamboyantly angsty American Idol contestant who shares a last name with a Panamanian drug lord has gone and turned into emoGrinch. TMZ found this video of him using Christmas and a web cam to expr...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~436946.aspx3/4/2008 2:53:06 PMDot the DogUpdate: The Wigged Wonder mentioned below was kicked off the show last night because, well, America tolerates phonies and posers everywhere except their reality TV singing competitions. Here's the scoop. That phony "rock" guy on American Idol can't even grow rock hair *link* TMZ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~434944.aspx2/28/2008 2:40:19 PMDot the DogTattoo implants go awry *link* "There was so much fluid in there. I went back to the studio and pushed on it gently - the implant shot right out. The surgery was done in ideal conditions and Decker did a perfect job. It just goes to show you some people's bodies won't tolerate foreign obje...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~432060.aspx2/21/2008 2:30:22 PMDot the DogSylvester Stallone uses human growth hormone *link* That's old news, but look at how great he looks with his HGH-infused guns! By great, of course, I mean he looks like he stumbled into a teleportation machine with a subway map a la The Fly . At least when he gives blood the attendants wi...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~425982.aspx2/7/2008 1:47:39 PMDot the DogFinally, Hulk Hogan picks a presidential candidate *link* To quote TMZ "If you were waiting for a presidential endorsement from Hulk Hogan before making your choice in the election this year, then do us all a favor. Don't vote." Epic Smurfail! *link* If, say, you're a Croatian tow...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~422131.aspx1/30/2008 4:02:44 PMDot the DogTop Ten Barack Obama campaign promises *link* O-to-the-bama stops by David Letterman to deliver his own top 10, including my personal favorite "If you bring a gator to the White House, I'll wrassle it." Remember when MTV played music videos? *link* Someone found a three-hour t...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~419884.aspx1/25/2008 2:13:44 PMDot the DogFrom the "News you don't expect to be broken by TMZ" Dept: *link* Those wascally paparazzi got a shot of Super Bowl-bound, supermodel-dating New England Patriots QB Tom Brady showing up on said girlfriend's front step this morning ... wearing a foot cast! Is the golden boy hobbled?...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~418114.aspx1/22/2008 12:24:40 PMDot the Dog"He's one pair of Birkenstocks away from being a doctoral candidate in Comparative Literature with that beard." So said Defamer commenter Sweet Panda Love about Conan O'Brien's new "strike beard" and self-written monologue last night. Defamer also put together a montage of the best momen...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~410735.aspx1/3/2008 1:37:18 PMDot the DogPoor Little Dannielyn Goes Cross-Eyed In Paparazzi Crossfire I've seen several dozen photos of Little Miss Birkhead/Smith and she seems to get more and more cross-eyed in every one. Couldn't be all the prescription drugs/booze her mom ingested while she was preggers, could it? French Prez ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~410133.aspx1/2/2008 12:28:46 PMDot the DogFathers Christ-mashed *link* Gang of 50 Santas ransacked a theater in New Zealand. This is my favorite bit (emphasis added): "A 50-STRONG gang of rampaging drunken Santas ransacked a cinema frightening customers, damaging property and swearing ." Heavens! Not swearing! Christmas sho...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~407541.aspx12/24/2007 1:03:21 PMDot the Dog100 Jamie Lynn Spears Headlines Analyzed *link* This is why Gawker is great. Every Jamie Lynn Spears story has a slightly different take on the basic "Girl got knocked up" story, and Gawker sat down and categorized 100 stories into a pie chart based on the story angle ("Brit's Sis/It's Geneti...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~407040.aspx12/21/2007 11:32:13 AMDot the DogWelcome to the second all-celebrity pre-holiday edition of Dot's Droppings. Today we will focus on the wonders of the Spears family. Join me, won't you? Jamie Lynn Spears' own K-Fed *link* Not to be outdone by her sister, Jamie Lynn found her own deadbeat to impregnate her. I remember guy...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Pop-Culture/Blog~406598.aspx12/20/2007 10:27:01 AMDot the DogWelcome to the all-celebrity pre-holiday edition of Dot's Droppings. Join me, won't you? Jessica Simpson, football buzzkill *link* The NFL, despite the multi-million-dollar contracts, possible substance abuse, huge stadiums, $12 hot dogs and mascots like the Texans, is a whole lot like hi...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~405349.aspx12/17/2007 3:01:41 PMDot the DogSuper Shiite Me Morgan Spurlock , the documentary filmmaker behind Super Size Me who apparently has a penchant for being photographed shirtless, decided to find Osama Bin Laden and film the whole thing. Rumors are swirling that the handlebar-mustachioed fry muncher might have actually do...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~401135.aspx12/6/2007 12:57:22 PMDot the DogBest birthday ever? British mom orders a man in a gorilla costume to wish her 16-year-old son a happy birthday during class. Instead, a stripper with Britney Spears soundtrack showed up to walk the boy around on all fours and spank him. Oh, happy accidents. (link) "What truly makes us dru...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~389769.aspx11/8/2007 3:12:47 PMDot the DogIt's doggone racism is what it is (link) Denver-born, street-bred, weed-whacker-styled reality star Duane "Dog" Chapman got his A&E show yanked after his n-word-laced tirade. If you can't trust a seedy bounty hunter in this world, then just who can you trust? Well, Dog, if Imu...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~386347.aspx11/1/2007 3:21:13 PMDot the DogFamily Guy is being sued. For corruption of youth? for almost ruining itself with asides? for losing a little steam? Nope, for parodying When You Wish Upon A Star . (link) This list of actors going to extraordinary lengths for their craft proves that actors are like squirrel turds. As i...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~375574.aspx10/10/2007 5:04:29 PMDot the DogI'm back! After a couple of weeks of flea baths, chasing chew toys and avoiding the Denver Municipal Animal Shelter like the plague , I'm finally back to bring you the best of the worst of the World Wide Web: Let's start with George Bush , or as his own teleprompter would read: Johrj Buhs...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~368735.aspx9/27/2007 10:57:14 AMDot the DogClark Gable was a ladies' man. And allegedly, a man's man and a per diem man's man every once in a while, to boot. ( link ) Greatest. College. Prank. Ever. It's one thing to glue someone's lamp to the ceiling and turn their posters upside down. It's a whole other ballpark when you flip...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~357088.aspx9/4/2007 3:20:42 PMDot the DogDamn it feels good to be a Ranger. Thirty runs, nine innings. I can't even make a joke about this. For Chrissakes, one of the pitchers had a 9.49 ERA! ( link) LOLcats are dead. Like, really dead. But a small group has managed to make the concept remain slightly funny by adding LOLs to al...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~351948.aspx8/23/2007 2:21:37 PMDot the Dog"Dear Nancy Grace , I'm sick of you bossing me around, so I'm going to insert footage of animals humping into a live broadcast. Your producer, Elizabeth." ( link ) Hey, remember Denver's Eric Scott? The jetpackingest Denverite to ever strap on a rocket belt? He's getting craz...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~348679.aspx8/16/2007 11:47:32 AMDot the DogFor being one the shadowiest and downright evilest people to ever be in a position of power in the United States, Karl Rove has the best nickname in American history: Turd Blossom. ( link ) Did Derek Jeter give Jessica Alba herpes ? I don't really care, but that sure is a fun sentence t...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~347858.aspx8/14/2007 4:22:05 PMDot the DogI was going to try to compile all the crap people are saying about Barry Bonds and his (now) 757 home runs. But the guys at Deadspin did it for me: ( link ) While we're talking sports, guess what Denverite and sportswriter to the stars Rick Reilly is up to right now? If you guessed "Sw...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~345698.aspx8/9/2007 1:25:10 PMDot the DogMikhail Gorbachev is going to be a model. You know, Gorbachev? That Russian dude with the Rorschachian birthmark all over his head? Oh, just look at the photo at right. You'll recognize him. ( link ) 10 drinks not to order if you want to be manly. Included: anything ending in '-tini'...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~343276.aspx8/3/2007 10:02:02 AMDot the DogDenver, long thought to be a hallowed sports ground , ranked a lousy seventh in Sporting News ' rankings of the best sports towns in America. The winner? Detroit . I've got one word that completely defeats that assertion: Lions. ( link ) From the Department of Easy Conclusions c...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~342412.aspx8/1/2007 2:30:54 PMDot the Dog