http://denver.yourhub.comThe latest blog posts in The Denver Newspaper Agency YourHub.comen-usnews@yourhub.com(c) 2009, YourHub.com5Go where the men are. That's the advice every single woman gets from the dating advice articles, Dear Abby and good old mom. So, off we trek to church singles' functions, sporting events, the hardware stores, etc. What those well meaning advisors fail to tell you, however, is that once you g...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Your-Voice/Blog~674023.aspx10/21/2009 9:59:15 AMSarah Paige Go where the men are. That's the advice every single woman gets from the dating advice articles, Dear Abby and good old mom. So, off we trek to church singles' functions, sporting events, the hardware stores, etc. What those well meaning advisors fail to tell you, however, is that once you ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Northglenn/Blogs/Your-Voice/Blog~673990.aspx10/21/2009 9:44:56 AMSarah Paige I'm back. I'm not sure why I wandered away ... perhaps life got in the way of satire. It tends to do that on occasion. But, as noted, I'm back, and I missed you all! What prompted my return, you ask? What else? Men! Beer is the male truth serum. Yeah, yeah, I hear you - Sarah, if you'...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~662169.aspx10/2/2009 1:24:55 PMSarah Paige Hello, all ~ the following post is from Doctor Ronald K. Law (Cardiologist) regarding the current healthcare reform issue. He has put things in perspective in a very clear and concise manner. As such, I am more than happy to post this on his behalf. Please feel free to comment. All comments will...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Politics/National-Politics/Blog~648206.aspx8/20/2009 8:53:10 AMSarah Paige Dear Mr. Diva ... what a stupid move. Cutler had a golden opportunity dropped in his lap and to put it bluntly (like I could do anything else), he was an idiot. With so many options available to him, going into Princess mode was not the best choice and certainly wasn't a flattering look. Go...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Sports/National-World-Sports/Blog~598677.aspx4/1/2009 3:28:53 PMSarah Paige If my Grandmother was involved in raising Jay Cutler, I can guarantee this whiny Poor Me crap he's pulling wouldn't be happening. She'd say to him (insert lots of hand gestures), "Let me understand. You make millions of dollars to play a game? Fans idolize you and raise you to a God-like sta...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Sports/National-World-Sports/Blog~592390.aspx3/17/2009 10:35:10 AMSarah Paige 1/26/09 - Yumsugar.com: to offset the cost increases of cookie ingredients, Girl Scouts of the USA made the decision to shrink its cookie boxes by a centimeter, package fewer cookies into boxes of Thin Mints, Do-si-dos, and Tagalongs, and reduce the size of its Lemon Chalet Crèmes. To th...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~573460.aspx1/28/2009 9:28:04 AMSarah Paige Just something different. Hope you enjoy it. ~~~ I Imagine I imagine dreams an ocean's waves awakening an abandoned beach leaving behind a pearl tucked secretly in its shell anticipating discovery I imagine life's journey a collage of...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~568029.aspx1/13/2009 4:29:07 PMSarah Paige Last Saturday night, I was snuggled up on my couch watching Sleepless in Seattle (I still have no love life) when it suddenly dawned on me that that damned Prince Charming really messed up as a leading man and in turn royally screwed things up for us females. Think about it. Cinderella...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~565468.aspx1/7/2009 11:15:45 AMSarah Paige The other night, I was having a fun conversation a nice man (it's been known to happen); we were laughing about the basic differences between men and women when he piped up and said, "I have a theory." Oh, this ought to be good. "Men only need four things in life to be happy." "Really?" I...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~556793.aspx12/9/2008 8:45:59 AMSarah Paige I had a coffee date ( big grin ). Is a first meeting for coffee considered a "date"? I guess it doesn't matter because I still had to plow through the standard female first meeting/date neurosis'. It's what we do regardless of the parameters of the date, and yes, all the different types of d...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~549825.aspx11/19/2008 9:51:18 AMSarah Paige Beware of what you ask for. For some reason, we always forget this old adage is an old adage because it's so darned true. We only remember the truth after we go forward with some brilliant idea like ... oh say ... signing up for online dating? What did I get myself into? Why did all of your co...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~545394.aspx11/7/2008 10:15:12 AMSarah Paige I'm thinking it's time to get back into the dating game. Nobody said I'm thinking clearly. And, I know what you're all thinking ... stay tuned this ought to be pretty entertaining. I thought about that too. The least I can get out of it is a little blog material and some wine induced ladies nigh...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~539512.aspx10/24/2008 9:12:52 AMSarah Paige First came Adam. Then Eve. And all was well in the Garden of Eden. Until ... One fine day about the third week in existence Eve noticed something was a little off, and she felt new feelings she called twinges ... an irritating nagging need to slap someone silly just because they looke...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~524738.aspx9/23/2008 12:43:20 PMSarah Paige Normally, my style is satirical in nature and soon I will go back to making fun of both our genders and hopefully make you laugh or at the very least roll your eyes. But, last week wasn't much fun, so please indulge me in this very important post: ### My maternal lineage is peppered with...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~517027.aspx9/4/2008 1:28:17 PMSarah Paige About a year ago, I posted an article entitled What Men Think When They See Us Naked. It was well received by those of you good-natured folks that read YourHub, so I took it upon myself a few months ago to post it on Yahoo Shine. Big mistake ... huge! In the politically correct land of Y...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~513144.aspx8/26/2008 9:25:18 AMSarah Paige Women everywhere have received that email joke about porn for women where the hot hunky guy with rippling six pack abs is vacuuming. Or, the half-naked guy with bulging, glistening biceps is lifting the trash from the kitchen container and the caption says, "Here honey, let me take this out with...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~499502.aspx7/24/2008 10:47:29 AMSarah Paige Diversions - NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO Woman Feels Her Bra Wiggle, Finds Tiny Bat Inside Morning Edition , July 10, 2008 · A hotel receptionist in England felt a vibration that she thought was her cell phone in the upper pocket of her jacket. It was not. At lunch, 19-year-old ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~496443.aspx7/16/2008 11:11:01 AMSarah Paige She walks into the office at 7:30 a.m., perfectly coiffed from the top of her head to the tips of her shiny pump-covered, polished toes. Her lipstick is flawlessly applied, her suit starched to attention, her hair impeccable. She has the whitest teeth on record and make-up that is seamless. Sh...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~494813.aspx7/11/2008 2:03:46 PMSarah Paige Denver metro blotter June 4: Pack of stolen scales Contributed by: YourHub.com on 6/4/2008 Suspects steal 50 scales Three suspects broke into the Dollar Shop between 5 and 5:45 a.m. on May 21 and stole more than $3,000 in miscellaneous merchandise, including 50 scales, a box of ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~483122.aspx6/12/2008 11:10:37 AMSarah Paige "You drive, I'll pay," he said. "Okay." "No, really, you drive." "Okay. No problem." Sidebar : Like I would ever get in "Sweet Pea" (a '70s Chevy Chevette w/a hole in the floor board so you can watch the highway whiz beneath your feet) - I have an acute aversion to dying young. I'm a littl...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~481870.aspx6/10/2008 9:22:32 AMSarah Paige It's summer. You all know what that means ... swimsuit shopping. Quick, grab the paper bag and breathe into it really slowly ... that's it ... in and out ...slow ... ahhhh. All better now. Before actual said shopping begins, we must pour through all those women's magazine articles promisi...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~476393.aspx5/29/2008 9:54:57 AMSarah Paige An executive in my office was the speaker for a conference last week. After the first break, I pulled him aside and said, "You're talking too fast and need to clarify the questions you're asking participants to answer." "How do you know that?" He whispered. "I went to the bathroom." In my...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~472650.aspx5/20/2008 1:24:00 PMSarah Paige Isn't She Softly worn, cracked it fell from his wallet. Isn't she beautiful? he muttered ... your mother, isn't she beautiful? Brush stroked cream and flawless, her skin, in spite of the photo's tattered age. My mother's hands, recreated on my being, ...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~468302.aspx5/9/2008 3:03:47 PMSarah Paige With everything us females do for beautification, something is bound to go wrong. The inevitable must be discussed, and of course, I have no fear sharing the ridiculous antics of my gender. I'll save the bad hair cuts, perms gone wrong, bleach in a bottle, and hives outbreaks for another day. Fo...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~463030.aspx4/28/2008 2:08:17 PMSarah Paige "They're called boobs, Ed." ~ Julia Roberts as Erin Brockovich (2000) A few weeks ago, I was in the hot seat of my novel writing class. That means, I quietly sit and take notes as fellow writers critique my written submission. Not generally easy for a woman with an opinion on just about everyth...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~448911.aspx3/31/2008 9:54:53 AMSarah Paige Descartes would be proud of my insightful and philosophical thinking. Like many of my sisters, when it comes to rationalizing something ... anything ... I'm a pro. My friend Karyn (who is so good, she could teach) calls it justification. Tomato ... to-mah-toe ... potato ... po-tah-toe - it s...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~444475.aspx3/20/2008 12:02:14 PMSarah Paige Would Boulder be so forgiving and ready to defend if Cici's owner lived in Denver? Colorado Springs? Would Boulder come to the rescue of a dog owner who used organic blueberries and organic beet juice to dye their poodle red, white and blue in support of our troops in Iraq? No. The folks in Bou...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~440183.aspx3/11/2008 12:08:27 PMSarah Paige Some people just lack that brain-to-mouth checkpoint. We've all been there. We've all been subjected to another person who suffers from foot-in-mouth disease or social ineptitude. Whether it is friend or foe, acquaintance or stranger, everyone knows the, "What do you say to that?" feeling. P...http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~439443.aspx3/10/2008 10:13:42 AMSarah Paige Some people just lack that brain-to-mouth checkpoint. We've all been there. We've all been subjected to another person who suffers from foot-in-mouth disease or social ineptitude. Whether it is friend or foe, acquaintance or stranger, everyone knows the, "What do you say to that?" feeling. P...http://denver.yourhub.com/Brighton/Blogs/Archive/Relationships/Blog~439430.aspx3/10/2008 10:06:56 AMSarah Paige