Football is by far my favorite sport.The most exciting sporting event for me that has happened after the Super Bowl was the releasing of the NFL Schedule.You heard me right! March Madness is enjoyable, NBA Playoffs are alright, but finding out who my Arizona Cardinals are going to play next year and how many prime time games they get takes the cake. That was until the start of the draft yesterday.
I love the draft.I watch every single round or at the least I leave it on in the background while I try and multitask. I say try, because I have learned that I am incapable of multitasking.Anyways, no other day combines such a great combination of optimism, debate, and football.
Nicknames
Here are some nicknames that I came up with for the draftees thatyou will probably not be hearing Chris Berman use.
(Overall pick number, name)
1. Matthew "Stroke my" Stafford
4. Aaron "I like to lubricate with" Curry
5. Mark "The Dirty" Sanchez (way too easy, but I had todo it.)
10. Michael "I have had so much unprotected fun. Just call my member a" Crabtree
12. Knowshon "I don't wanna go to rehab no," Moreno"No no!"
15. Brian "More" Cushing "For the Pushing"
31. Chris "Let me put my Beanies into your" Wells
66. Brady "The Felcher" Fletcher
98. Chase "Please turn your head and" Coffman
McConoughey
Mr. Matthew Mconoughey did a pre-draft piece on how you never know what pick is going to be a bust and which will be a Hall of Famer.It is a pretty interesting segment but I really want him to switch to Wooderson Mode and say, "What I love about NFL Draftees is that I get older and they stay the same age."
Watch Out Election Night
When it comes to crazy computer graphics the NFL Draft is right onT he Presidential Election Coverage's heels.I thought we hit a climax of touch screen technology on Election Night but ESPN and The NFL Network have said, "Not so fast!"They have proven this weekend, that when it comes to over the top and unnecessary graphics that the broadcaster (
Michael Smith) doesn't know how to use yet, they are a force to bereckoned with.
BLUE footBALLS
The bad thing about the draft is that it is such a freaking cocktease.I am so ready for the season to start now.I want to see how all of these rookies do.
Ugh! I am going to go watch the NFC Championship game again and hopefully that will cure some of my football frustration.
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