Tuesday afternoon this monkey went to hell, Tues night he made his way to heaven.

The people I call out in this writing exposition; well there is about a one in a million chance they will read it. So yes...I am saying there is a chance.

Part I: This monkey has gone to hell.

I wish Roland Emmerich would stop making films. I wish he would stop using the same script over and over again.In all of the films Mr. Emmerich has made since Independence Day, had he just inserted the aliens from ID4, all of his movies could legitimately be sequels (see same script usage) and we could just bemoan the fact that the sequels to ID4 aren't as good as the original (well maybe not The Patriot, but the more I think about it, Mel Gibson fighting Aliens instead of the Redcoats in 1776 because the aliens have traveled back in time to wipe out the human race...I like that).But in order for Roland to stop making films, I guess we all have to stop going to see them and I went to see 2012 on Tues afternoon. I am truly part of the problem and not the solution. As it stands right now, 2012 is the worst movie I've seen this year..and I saw Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Pink Panther 2.

As I watched 2012, a few things popped into my head:

Woody Harrelson once said in an interview that he gave up acting for a bit because the scripts he was choosing in the end weren't very good. Good to see things haven't changed Woody.

Danny Glover stars as the president.Once the world starts to collapse he decides to stay behind with the common folk instead of leaving for safety with the rest of his staff. He calls his daughter to say goodbye.I wish someone had the sense of humor to let Danny say he was staying behind because he's "Too old for this sh*t". We can never have too many Lethal Weapon references.

John Cusack is better than this....but then again he made War Inc. and Must Love Dogs, so maybe not.I want John to give me his top five reasons for choosing to do this movie.

There is a subplot involving a cruise ship.How awesome would it have been if they had cast everyone from the Poisedon Adventure to be on the cruise ship? In fact, they could have just used stock footage from the Poisedon Adventure (the original, not the one where Richard Dreyfuss cries about the breakup with his boyfriend). But no, they had to give us a cruise ship where George Segal plays in a Jazz band. I'd rather go watch Steven Seagal on open-mic night at the Ha Ha Hut.

I wish Jeff Goldblum was in the movie.

I wish I had gone and seen Zombieland for the 3 rd time.